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I've got two...? I've got three British Comedy Awards, I think
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

I've got two...? I've got threeBritish Comedy Awards, I think

I've got two...? I've got three
British Comedy Awards, I think

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I've got two...? I've got three British Comedy Awards, I think.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:53
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
..an Olivier Award. None of these people have got that, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..an Olivier Award. None of these people have got that,
I've got six consecutive ones for Best Touring Show. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I've got six consecutive ones for Best Touring Show.
Right, OK, I appreciate so many people coming, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Right, OK, I appreciate so many people coming,
I know it's hard to get baby-sitters, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
I know it's hard to get baby-sitters,
What I'm going to do... Don't go, stop hanging around the doorway. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
What I'm going to do... Don't go, stop hanging aro...
I'm going to fix this. What I'm going to do, just quickly, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I'm going to fix this. What I'm going to do, just ...
No, because then they can ask people about them and... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
No, because then they can ask people about them and...
There's going to be two more jokes about Deacon Blue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
There's going to be two more jokes about Deacon Blue,
Right, they're not hilarious jokes, right, but what they are, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Right, they're not hilarious jokes, right, but what the...
It's 95 quid for their 42-minute club set - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
It's 95 quid for their 42-minute club set
"We don't have those cakes." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
"We don't have those cakes."
You know, I'm not in Madison Square Garden going, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
You know, I'm not in Madison Square Garden going,
"Then there's, like, a Bakewell... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Then there's, like, a Bakewell...
So to get everyone in the mood, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
So to get everyone in the mood,
I could teach Deacon Blue a thing or two about - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I could teach Deacon Blue a thing or two about
What I don't understand is, there's six of them, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
What I don't understand is, there's six of them,
D'you know, if there were six of me, my DVD would be about £5? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
D'you know, if there were six of me, my DVD would be ab...
So what you do there, you get a problem, it's not a problem, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So what you do there, you get a problem, it's not a pro...
I know you're laughing, the people up there, they're going, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
I know you're laughing, the people up there, they'...
"He takes her round the whole country and she shouts out, '£5.' " - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"He takes her round the whole country and she shouts ou...