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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

"Oh, I've written a joke!" Imagine writing jokes?What a waste of time

"Oh, I've written a joke!" Imagine writing jokes?
What a waste of time

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"Oh, I've written a joke!"
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Imagine writing jokes? What a waste of time.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:14
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"Oh, this thing is like this, only this is different." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Oh, this thing is like this, only this is different.&q...
"I had a mask on and some jam went on me." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"I had a mask on and some jam went on me."
Do you remember proper bondage sex, like we used to have? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Do you remember proper bondage sex, like we used to have?
In the '80s, in the '70s - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the '80s, in the '70s -
If you weren't in hospital at the end of it, you'd done it wrong. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
If you weren't in hospital at the end of it, you'd...
"I'm 34, I like bondage sex, a feather went on my bum." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"I'm 34, I like bondage sex, a feather went on my ...
No? Shut up then, drink your fucking pouch of yoghurt, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
No? Shut up then, drink your fucking pouch of yoghurt,
A little peep for you there, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
A little peep for you there, Southend,
# Behind the wizard's curtain - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:27
# Behind the wizard's curtain
# Would you squirrel it away at the back of your head - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
# Would you squirrel it away at the back of your head
# Yeah! Behind the wizard's curtain. # - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
# Yeah! Behind the wizard's curtain. #
It was my idea and I wrote it, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It was my idea and I wrote it,
On the subject of your constant comparisons - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:20
On the subject of your constant comparisons
I mean, we are talking about something very, very different. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
I mean, we are talking about something very, very different.
Well, I understand what you mean, but there's a similarity, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Well, I understand what you mean, but there's a similar...
One night in Bristol, my trousers fell down, it took me by surprise, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
One night in Bristol, my trousers fell down, it took me by s...
What they don't do with their moments of improvisation - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
What they don't do with their moments of improvisation
But the thing is, at some point, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
But the thing is, at some point,
So you're more like a recording of jazz than jazz itself? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So you're more like a recording of jazz than jazz itsel...
Yeah, that's been taken around and played to people - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Yeah, that's been taken around and played to people