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Seriously, I'm not doing a joke now, but he said it was...it wasvery different

Seriously, I'm not doing a joke now, but he said it was...it was
very different

Full Transcript

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Seriously, I'm not doing a joke now,
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but he said it was...it was very different.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:42:39
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
I mean, he said to me, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:18
I mean, he said to me,
And all they had then, in the '30s, in rural Worcestershire, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And all they had then, in the '30s, in rural Worcesters...
And this was kept, wasn't it, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And this was kept, wasn't it,
Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because you think, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because yo...
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in love with her. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in ...
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darkness - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darknes...
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces...
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, and bleeding. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, a...
Because, unlike your cosseted generation, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Because, unlike your cosseted generation,
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'll harm you." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'l...
I've seen where they lived, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
I've seen where they lived,
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw.
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to go down - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to...
And Grandad would go down in the cellar, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And Grandad would go down in the cellar,
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask,
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to him, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to ...
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it."
She'd hold up the dripping, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
She'd hold up the dripping,
"But remember, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"But remember,