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That would have meant more to them than probably any possession
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

That would have meant more to themthan probably any possession any of you have ever had,...

That would have meant more to them
than probably any possession any of you have ever had, or any feeling that any of
you have ever had, or any thought that any of you
have ever had, because you live, don't you, in a time that is of no value and
consequently you are of no value

Full Transcript

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That would have meant more to them than probably any possession
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any of you have ever had,
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or any feeling that any of you have ever had,
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or any thought that any of you have ever had,
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because you live, don't you,
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in a time that is of no value and consequently you are of no value.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:37:32
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
You are like an empty husk, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
You are like an empty husk,
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different.&quo...
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon and order a sex mask. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon ...
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershire, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershir...
And they would walk and walk and walk, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And they would walk and walk and walk,
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way.
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales,
But they'd get about halfway down there, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But they'd get about halfway down there,
And they'd go off east, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And they'd go off east,
And they would find the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And they would find the potato farm,
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm,
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack.
And he'd put it on, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And he'd put it on,
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment she was born." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment...
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your address book, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your addr...
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin,
You're probably like me, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
You're probably like me, Southend,
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in,