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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

That's £9 gone off the ten

That's £9 gone off the ten

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That's £9 gone off the ten.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:34
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
This doesn't normally get laughs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
This doesn't normally get laughs,
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a really unique night - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a...
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ...
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid,
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right,
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10p, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10...
I came, I went, "No." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
I came, I went, "No."
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up here like a god, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up h...
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Essex ditch. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Esse...
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go on the internet, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go o...
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, ...
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names.
"Other than that..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Other than that..."
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what's going on? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what'...
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:17
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right,
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit,
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you?
"We've left London now." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"We've left London now."