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The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales
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The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales, the M4 to Reading, Twyford

The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales, the M4 to Reading, Twyford

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The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales,
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the M4 to Reading,
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Twyford...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:38:50
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
But they'd get about halfway down there, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But they'd get about halfway down there,
And they'd go off east, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And they'd go off east,
And they would find the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And they would find the potato farm,
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm,
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack.
And he'd put it on, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And he'd put it on,
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment she was born." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment...
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your address book, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your addr...
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin,
You're probably like me, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
You're probably like me, Southend,
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in,
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke
I do it, and then there's about 30 seconds more - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I do it, and then there's about 30 seconds more
So when you hear the second Deacon Blue joke, don't go, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
So when you hear the second Deacon Blue joke, don't go,
So I was talking there about the S&M and the fetish scene, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
So I was talking there about the S&M and the fetish scen...
And our grandparents and our great-grandparents - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And our grandparents and our great-grandparents
My grandad was still around at the sort of start of the internet age, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
My grandad was still around at the sort of start of the inte...
And he did say to me once, he said that in the '30s, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And he did say to me once, he said that in the '30s,