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This doesn't normally get laughs, but I'm happy to take whatever comes from the Southend...

This doesn't normally get laughs, but I'm happy to take whatever comes from the Southend Accountants'
Theatre Trip up there at the back!

Full Transcript

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This doesn't normally get laughs,
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but I'm happy to take whatever comes
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from the Southend Accountants' Theatre Trip up there at the back!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:38
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a really unique night - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a...
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ...
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid,
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right,
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10p, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10...
I came, I went, "No." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
I came, I went, "No."
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up here like a god, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up h...
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Essex ditch. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Esse...
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go on the internet, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go o...
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, ...
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names.
"Other than that..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Other than that..."
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what's going on? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what'...
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:17
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right,
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit,
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you?
"We've left London now." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"We've left London now."
Sometimes you get lucky, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Sometimes you get lucky,