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Well, given how the first half ended
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Well, given how the firsthalf ended, I don't think tonight is the sort ofnight where the...

Well, given how the first
half ended, I don't think tonight is the sort of
night where the audience will go with a
long, improvised dialogue with an invisible,
offstage Gary Lineker

Full Transcript

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Well, given how the first half ended,
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I don't think tonight is the sort of night where the audience
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will go with a long, improvised dialogue
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with an invisible, offstage Gary Lineker.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:55
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that's your hometown. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I know, Gary, it worked very well in Leicester, but that...
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And what began as a regionally specific ad lib
He's not there, anyway. He won't come this far south, Gary Lineker. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
He's not there, anyway. He won't come this far sou...
Anyway, I need to get on with the joke now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
Anyway, I need to get on with the joke now,
Anyway, so, I've got a joke for you now, it's a Game Of Thrones joke. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Anyway, so, I've got a joke for you now, it's a Ga...
Eh, I tell you what, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
Eh, I tell you what, right,
"Hang on a minute, mate, wasn't that a sizeist joke? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"Hang on a minute, mate, wasn't that a sizeist jok...
"About the dwarf community?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"About the dwarf community?"
It's the kind of split-second, collateral-damage decision - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It's the kind of split-second, collateral-damage decisi...
"Oh, hang on a minute, mate, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Oh, hang on a minute, mate,
"Who's the self-appointed moral judge of right and wrong - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Who's the self-appointed moral judge of right and...
It's been me for about 17 years now, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
It's been me for about 17 years now,
By which I mean people under 40, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
By which I mean people under 40,
"I like Russell Brand, I didn't vote. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"I like Russell Brand, I didn't vote.
"Yeah!" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"Yeah!"
"I'm under 40, and in the morning, I don't eat bread for breakfast, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"I'm under 40, and in the morning, I don't ea...
"I'm under 40, this is me on the bus to work in the morning." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
"I'm under 40, this is me on the bus to work in th...
People under 40, you like stupid fads, don't you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
People under 40, you like stupid fads, don't you?
A Japanese cat's face drawn on a satchel, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
A Japanese cat's face drawn on a satchel,
"I've got to get up early and get down the market." "Why?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"I've got to get up early and get down the market....