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Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the verge
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

Well, the worst thing that couldpossibly happen is on the verge of dying on stage and...

Well, the worst thing that could
possibly happen is on the verge of dying on stage and getting
a Tommy-Cooper-like send-off, I'll somehow manage to shuffle off
and expire in the wings, which will have no comic or artistic
value whatsoever

Full Transcript

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Well, the worst thing that could possibly happen is on the verge
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of dying on stage and getting a Tommy-Cooper-like send-off,
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I'll somehow manage to shuffle off and expire in the wings,
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which will have no comic or artistic value whatsoever.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:56
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The Apollo, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
All those '90s and noughties TV panel show, Live At The...
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The cheapest that you can get my 2004 live DVD for,
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on purpose? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Have you seen this before? Have you tried to fuck this up on...
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
..208 nights of this tour - it's £3.67, my DVD.
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think it is?" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I go to the person there, I say, "How much do you think...
And then I say, "£3.67." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And then I say, "£3.67."
"More than they said, yeah!" - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"More than they said, yeah!"
It's very kind of you to think that it would be five... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It's very kind of you to think that it would be five...
And where there's normally joy, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And where there's normally joy,
"Because it's less. It's much less than he said." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
"Because it's less. It's much less than he sa...
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of a lift, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
That's normally another bit where there's a bit of...
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it does, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I'll be really amazed if this makes the edit, but if it...
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your ...
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's
And recovered from the damage that your representative - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And recovered from the damage that your representative
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and thought, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and though...
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southend! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southen...
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king...
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK?
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig,