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When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right
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When I've bought all the Turkishfunk, right, I start looking around for that 2004live DVD,...

When I've bought all the Turkish
funk, right, I start looking around for that 2004
live DVD, and if I see it anywhere second-hand for less than £3.50 - £3.40, £3.35 - I buy it, slip it in with the new ones

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When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right,
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I start looking around for that 2004 live DVD, and if I see it anywhere
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second-hand for less than £3.50 -
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£3.40, £3.35 -
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I buy it,
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slip it in with the new ones...
Duration
17 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:41
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit,
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you?
"We've left London now." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"We've left London now."
Sometimes you get lucky, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Sometimes you get lucky,
And the bloke at Music Magpie - Rick, he's called - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
And the bloke at Music Magpie - Rick, he's called -
So my DVDs are £3.67, that is 367 times, Annette, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
So my DVDs are £3.67, that is 367 times, Annette,
I've kind of manipulated the market to drive up the perception - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I've kind of manipulated the market to drive up the per...
To be fair to Jimmy Carr, for example - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
To be fair to Jimmy Carr, for example -
Imagine if he was? Imagine if Jimmy Carr was on Amazon buying something - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Imagine if he was? Imagine if Jimmy Carr was on Amazon buyin...
Is it possible to imagine a more tax-avoiding transaction - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Is it possible to imagine a more tax-avoiding transaction
Only if he found it using Google on a Vodafone phone - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Only if he found it using Google on a Vodafone phone
..while the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys stand around singing - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
..while the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys stand around singi...
There's not a single taxable juncture in the entire transaction! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
There's not a single taxable juncture in the entire tra...
Now, if you've been looking carefully, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Now, if you've been looking carefully,
I wasn't trying to make fun of anyone, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
I wasn't trying to make fun of anyone,
But I didn't do that idea in the end, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But I didn't do that idea in the end,
It's just that other comedians' live DVDs are currently - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
It's just that other comedians' live DVDs are curr...
Of course, what I hadn't factored in is that it's actually quite - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
Of course, what I hadn't factored in is that it's ...
And, you know, I got all of these DVDs for 1p online, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And, you know, I got all of these DVDs for 1p online,
And of course, what is sad is, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And of course, what is sad is,