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Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

Which is still... Yes, that's right,cry and blow your nose

Which is still... Yes, that's right,
cry and blow your nose

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Which is still... Yes, that's right, cry and blow your nose.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:57
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
It's still 367 times more than anybody else's
And recovered from the damage that your representative - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And recovered from the damage that your representative
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and thought, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But instead, Brexit-vague Southend have sat there and though...
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southend! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southen...
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king...
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK?
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig,
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source, new, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source,...
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue,
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50,
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place.
That's £9 gone off the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
That's £9 gone off the ten.
This doesn't normally get laughs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
This doesn't normally get laughs,
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a really unique night - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a...
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ...
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid,
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right,
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10p, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10...