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Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because you think
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funnyto you, because you think, "Oh, didn't they have a...

Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny
to you, because you think, "Oh, didn't they have a fridge?" No, mate, they didn't have a fridge,
right?

Full Transcript

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Yeah, on the marble slab. It's funny to you, because you think,
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"Oh, didn't they have a fridge?"
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No, mate, they didn't have a fridge, right?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:43:31
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And, you know, maybe it was Christmas, and Grandad was in
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in love with her. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
That's what he'd call his wife, because he was in ...
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darkness - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
They would get undressed there in the freezing-black darknes...
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And the hessian would gouge horrible wounds into their faces...
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, and bleeding. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
And they'd be shivering and crying in the black dark, a...
Because, unlike your cosseted generation, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
Because, unlike your cosseted generation,
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'll harm you." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"Get under the duvet where it's warm, and I'l...
I've seen where they lived, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
I've seen where they lived,
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Some of the ducks were traumatised by the things they saw.
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to go down - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And then finally, Gran would go, "Now it's time to...
And Grandad would go down in the cellar, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
And Grandad would go down in the cellar,
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
The coal dust would billow up into his potato-sack sex mask,
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to him, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
..and at this point, she would always say the same thing to ...
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
She'd go, "No, I can't remember it."
She'd hold up the dripping, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
She'd hold up the dripping,
"But remember, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"But remember,
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasure... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..as well as being a lubricant for your selfish pleasu...
"..this dripping is also our dinner." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"..this dripping is also our dinner."
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And they would have to make a choice, a very stark choice,
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
A choice between the pursuit of selfish pleasure