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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

You are like an empty husk, billowing across a desolatelandscape, bereft of all sense and...

You are like an empty husk, billowing across a desolate
landscape, bereft of all sense and meaning,
and you know it

Full Transcript

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You are like an empty husk,
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billowing across a desolate landscape,
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bereft of all sense and meaning, and you know it.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:37:51
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
My grandad, and he said to me, he said it was different.&quo...
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon and order a sex mask. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
It wasn't like now, he couldn't just go on Amazon ...
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershire, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
What they had to do in the '30s, in rural Worcestershir...
And they would walk and walk and walk, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
And they would walk and walk and walk,
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
The M40 coming in here, the 42, Banbury way.
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
The 50, Ross on Wye, South Wales,
But they'd get about halfway down there, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But they'd get about halfway down there,
And they'd go off east, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And they'd go off east,
And they would find the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
And they would find the potato farm,
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
And Grandad would creep in the potato farm,
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
And that was his sex mask, an old potato sack.
And he'd put it on, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And he'd put it on,
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
And do you know what? A potato-sack sex mask
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment she was born." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Oh, Stew, it's a photo of our daughter the moment...
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your address book, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
You sent it off, didn't you, to 200 people in your addr...
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:13
Until you're left with a Turin shroud, gossamer-thin,
You're probably like me, Southend, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
You're probably like me, Southend,
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
In the 1970s, I tape-recorded all these old stories
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
But in the '80s, when my brother-in-law moved in,
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Well done. The second and final Deacon Blue joke