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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

You can clap and cheer assarcastically as you like, Southend!

You can clap and cheer as
sarcastically as you like, Southend!

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You can clap and cheer as sarcastically as you like, Southend!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:40
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
But it doesn't change the fact that I am the £3.67 king...
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But there's a reason for that, and it's this, OK?
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I always sell DVDs and books after the gig,
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source, new, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
And the cheapest that I can get the 2004 live DVD at source,...
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Because I have to give 10% to 25% commission to the venue,
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Another 15% to the agent, that's £1.50,
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
£3.50 for the DVD in the first place.
That's £9 gone off the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
That's £9 gone off the ten.
This doesn't normally get laughs, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
This doesn't normally get laughs,
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule D, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"Because presumably, he's self-employed, schedule ...
I put it through at the end of each quarter, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I put it through at the end of each quarter,
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a really unique night - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
When I did this tonight, I thought, "I hope it's a...
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ten. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
Business rates... 22%, so you've got 78p left from the ...
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, basically, a £3.50 DVD sold for ten quid,
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So, what I do, OK? I can never sleep after gigs, right,
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10p, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:09
I've got a woman here, right, normally people go for 10...
I came, I went, "No." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
I came, I went, "No."
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up here like a god, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up h...
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Essex ditch. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Esse...
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go on the internet, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go o...