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You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up here like a god, right?
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Stewart Lee: Content Provider

You couldn't do this. And that's whyI'm up here like a god, right?

You couldn't do this. And that's why
I'm up here like a god, right?

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You couldn't do this. And that's why I'm up here like a god, right?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:37
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Essex ditch. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And you're down there in the dark, like pigs in an Esse...
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go on the internet, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So, I'm awake, so what I do, I can't sleep, I go o...
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, right? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
And first of all, I buy loads of 1970s Turkish funk albums, ...
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names. - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Yeah - Mogollar, Selda, Erkin Koray - the usual names.
"Other than that..." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Other than that..."
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what's going on? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Does that exist, that phrase? Have I invented it, what'...
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:17
When I've bought all the Turkish funk, right,
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
I tell you what, tonight, for that bit,
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
Expatriate Cockney market trading, aren't you?
"We've left London now." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"We've left London now."
Sometimes you get lucky, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
Sometimes you get lucky,
And the bloke at Music Magpie - Rick, he's called - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:15
And the bloke at Music Magpie - Rick, he's called -
So my DVDs are £3.67, that is 367 times, Annette, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
So my DVDs are £3.67, that is 367 times, Annette,
I've kind of manipulated the market to drive up the perception - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
I've kind of manipulated the market to drive up the per...
To be fair to Jimmy Carr, for example - - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:14
To be fair to Jimmy Carr, for example -
Imagine if he was? Imagine if Jimmy Carr was on Amazon buying something - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Imagine if he was? Imagine if Jimmy Carr was on Amazon buyin...
Is it possible to imagine a more tax-avoiding transaction - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
Is it possible to imagine a more tax-avoiding transaction
Only if he found it using Google on a Vodafone phone - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:11
Only if he found it using Google on a Vodafone phone
..while the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys stand around singing - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
..while the cast of Mrs Brown's Boys stand around singi...
There's not a single taxable juncture in the entire transaction! - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
There's not a single taxable juncture in the entire tra...