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You know, I'm not in Madison Square Garden going
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You know, I'm notin Madison Square Garden going, "And there's likea shortbread bit

You know, I'm not
in Madison Square Garden going, "And there's like
a shortbread bit

Full Transcript

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You know, I'm not in Madison Square Garden going,
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"And there's like a shortbread bit...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:28
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC Comedy,Awkward Films

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Movie Summary

Stewart Lee's 2017/18 touring stand-up show, recorded live at the Palace Theatre, Southend-on-Sea, in April 2018.
"Then there's, like, a Bakewell... - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
"Then there's, like, a Bakewell...
So to get everyone in the mood, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:10
So to get everyone in the mood,
I could teach Deacon Blue a thing or two about - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:05
I could teach Deacon Blue a thing or two about
What I don't understand is, there's six of them, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
What I don't understand is, there's six of them,
D'you know, if there were six of me, my DVD would be about £5? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
D'you know, if there were six of me, my DVD would be ab...
So what you do there, you get a problem, it's not a problem, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
So what you do there, you get a problem, it's not a pro...
I know you're laughing, the people up there, they're going, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
I know you're laughing, the people up there, they'...
"He takes her round the whole country and she shouts out, '£5.' " - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
"He takes her round the whole country and she shouts ou...
You don't know what's going on now, do you? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
You don't know what's going on now, do you?
So I ordered it off Music Magpie, Deacon Blue's first album, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
So I ordered it off Music Magpie, Deacon Blue's first a...
He said, "We're sorry to inform you that Raintown by Deacon Blue, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
He said, "We're sorry to inform you that Raintown ...
"I just need to play the music at half-time." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"I just need to play the music at half-time."
"Deacon Blue's mix of soulful singer-songwriter sensibilities - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"Deacon Blue's mix of soulful singer-songwriter se...
"But we notice from our files that all your fans who buy your live DVDs - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
"But we notice from our files that all your fans who bu...
"So as a goodwill gesture, here's some to play in your interval." - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:06
"So as a goodwill gesture, here's some to play in ...
After what is, by your own admission, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
After what is, by your own admission,
But what do you actually do during an intermission? - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:04
But what do you actually do during an intermission?
Well, I go offstage and I sit in the dressing room - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:12
Well, I go offstage and I sit in the dressing room
But then I go out in a more depressed and angry mood, - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:08
But then I go out in a more depressed and angry mood,
So I basically contrive a character by looking at things - Stewart Lee: Content Provider 00:07
So I basically contrive a character by looking at things