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And a parking space. Let's read the real thing
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Stewart Lee: Tornado

And a parking space.Let's read the real thing

And a parking space.
Let's read the real thing

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And a parking space. Let's read the real thing.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:47
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up outrageous jokes..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up outrageo...
They deliver them. Like timid little postmen, they deliver them. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They deliver them. Like timid little postmen, they deliver t...
"I've got a joke for you." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
"I've got a joke for you."
He serves them up out of a massive, steaming-hot cauldron - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
He serves them up out of a massive, steaming-hot cauldron
"Ha-ha! Rape!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"Ha-ha! Rape!"
Doesn't matter. It's tax deductible. Let's read the real thing. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Doesn't matter. It's tax deductible. Let's re...
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves...
I would like it if in the Venn diagram of this, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
I would like it if in the Venn diagram of this,
Rather than them being two entirely free-floating spheres. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Rather than them being two entirely free-floating spheres.
They imagined if they cheered, other people would join in, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
They imagined if they cheered, other people would join in,
Six weeks ago I was in Oxford - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
Six weeks ago I was in Oxford
And that's the thing about this job. I've been doing it 33 years now. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
And that's the thing about this job. I've been doi...
Every town, every night, every audience, every show is different. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
Every town, every night, every audience, every show is diffe...
And that's why I'm fucking sick of it. Really. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
And that's why I'm fucking sick of it. Really.
So I was blind, I was bald, I was fat, I was grey, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
So I was blind, I was bald, I was fat, I was grey,
"You've got a really good review in the London Review of Books..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"You've got a really good review in the London Rev...
Some people, not everyone though, even in York, and that's because - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Some people, not everyone though, even in York, and that...
People that have been coming to see me for 30 years, you think, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
People that have been coming to see me for 30 years, you thi...
And you go, "You really should see this guy, actually, Jeremy." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
And you go, "You really should see this guy, actually, ...
"Me and your mother used to go and see him all the time in London - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:25
"Me and your mother used to go and see him all the time...