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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"And nobody on the EasternSeaboard is safe." And that listing stayed up thereon Netflix...

"And nobody on the Eastern
Seaboard is safe." And that listing stayed up there
on Netflix for two fucking years

Full Transcript

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"And nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe."
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And that listing stayed up there on Netflix for two fucking years.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:56
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
Is it any wonder that the Netflix viewers stayed away in their droves? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Is it any wonder that the Netflix viewers stayed away in the...
Cos when they tuned in, they were disappointed, weren't they, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
Cos when they tuned in, they were disappointed, weren't...
And at no point was anyone on any seaboard of the United States - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And at no point was anyone on any seaboard of the United Sta...
Featuring instead, as it did, merely an out-of-shape, middle-aged man - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
Featuring instead, as it did, merely an out-of-shape, middle...
The Netflix viewers. No, they wanted to see the sort of thing - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
The Netflix viewers. No, they wanted to see the sort of thin...
The televisual equivalent of a nine-hour crying wank. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
The televisual equivalent of a nine-hour crying wank.
"Oh, my wife, she died." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Oh, my wife, she died."
"Urgh...! Ah!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"Urgh...! Ah!"
I thought maybe if I made that show as described by Netflix, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
I thought maybe if I made that show as described by Netflix,
It's quite difficult, isn't it, to combine stand-up comedy - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
It's quite difficult, isn't it, to combine stand-u...
You'd need loads of articulated lorries, loads of tanks - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
You'd need loads of articulated lorries, loads of tanks
I submitted it to the Ambassador Theatre Group chain - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
I submitted it to the Ambassador Theatre Group chain
"Theatres' policies...", it goes on, "..irrespective of whether - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:47
"Theatres' policies...", it goes on, ".....
It's a shame because I'm filming this for the BBC - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
It's a shame because I'm filming this for the BBC
I chose this venue because of the architecture, really, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
I chose this venue because of the architecture, really,
Those of you who've brought people with you who've not seen me before - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Those of you who've brought people with you who've...
"Does he just repeat the same sentences over and over again - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Does he just repeat the same sentences over and over a...
In the first hour, it's just this sentence over and over again - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
In the first hour, it's just this sentence over and ove...
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle -
I would go as far as to suggest that that being - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
I would go as far as to suggest that that being