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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"But Barnsley were 30 mile away,at least, "across the moor

"But Barnsley were 30 mile away,
at least, "across the moor

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"But Barnsley were 30 mile away, at least,
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"across the moor.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:04
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"And the weather outside Nora's front window seemed normal enough for the time of year. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"And the weather outside Nora's front window seeme...
"Colin and Nora's oldest friends, Alan and Mildred, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
"Colin and Nora's oldest friends, Alan and Mildred...
"In the sitting room, Nora nervously tuned in the radio. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"In the sitting room, Nora nervously tuned in the radio...
"Apparently, the falling sea creatures had been identified - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"Apparently, the falling sea creatures had been identif...
"And the mysterious purple cloud containing them - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"And the mysterious purple cloud containing them
"Yorkshire folk were warned to stay in their homes - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
"Yorkshire folk were warned to stay in their homes
"Nora looked back into the open plan kitchen-diner. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"Nora looked back into the open plan kitchen-diner.
"The sideboard at which Alan and Mildred were munching the nibbles - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
"The sideboard at which Alan and Mildred were munching ...
"Nora nudged Colin, gestured towards it and whispered to him - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
"Nora nudged Colin, gestured towards it and whispered t...
"'And no-one eating on the sideboard is safe.'" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"'And no-one eating on the sideboard is safe.'...
"The first of the sharks crashed without warning, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"The first of the sharks crashed without warning,
"Nora looked up from the ruined celebration flan. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"Nora looked up from the ruined celebration flan.
"She saw the falling shark rolling around on the Axminster, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"She saw the falling shark rolling around on the Axmins...
"Mildred's head was trapped between its jaws. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"Mildred's head was trapped between its jaws.
"Alan tried in vain to wrestle her free, but succeeded only - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Alan tried in vain to wrestle her free, but succeeded ...
"Without even a moment to grieve, Alan found himself in mortal - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:26
"Without even a moment to grieve, Alan found himself in...
"Other guests had arrived in the front garden, which was now awash - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:17
"Other guests had arrived in the front garden, which wa...
"Two spleens, for example, and a number of pancreases. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"Two spleens, for example, and a number of pancreases.
"It was then that a crestfallen Nora had to admit the facts. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"It was then that a crestfallen Nora had to admit the f...
"Colin's 70th birthday party was not going to go quite as she had planned." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Colin's 70th birthday party was not going to go q...