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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"But," he said, "there wasanother act on before us "and he didn't finish on time." Yes!

"But," he said, "there was
another act on before us "and he didn't finish on time." Yes!

Full Transcript

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"But," he said, "there was another act on before us
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"and he didn't finish on time."
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Yes!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:25
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
Far from becoming my friend, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
Far from becoming my friend,
Now, it's fair to say that on that night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Now, it's fair to say that on that night,
So he came out and he said I'd made him late, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
So he came out and he said I'd made him late,
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop you? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop yo...
She said, "Get out." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
She said, "Get out."
"Making up lies about me." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:19
"Making up lies about me."
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out,
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like that, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like th...
And then, when I press him further, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
And then, when I press him further,
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald,
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they don't know who I am, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security gu...
They just see a little grey, fat old man calling Dave Chappelle a wanker. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They just see a little grey, fat old man calling Dave Chappe...
They think it's some kind of British regional biscuit, or something. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They think it's some kind of British regional biscuit, ...
Then they hear me say that Dave Chappelle is making up all - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
Then they hear me say that Dave Chappelle is making up all
So they ran at me, so what I did was, I ran away, up the stairs, out - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
So they ran at me, so what I did was, I ran away, up the sta...
I ran up to Leicester Place, north of Leicester Square, I ran - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
I ran up to Leicester Place, north of Leicester Square, I ra...
They came out, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they ran down - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
They came out, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they r...
Yeah, they're trained professionals, but I've got local knowledge, like the Taliban, right? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
Yeah, they're trained professionals, but I've got ...
I ran west, along Lyle Street, over Wardour Street, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
I ran west, along Lyle Street, over Wardour Street,
Dave Chappelle's security guards, they're still down in Chinatown, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Dave Chappelle's security guards, they're still do...