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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"Can you get chickensent to the...?" I sat down in my 150-quid seat.It got to ten o'clock,...

"Can you get chicken
sent to the...?" I sat down in my 150-quid seat.
It got to ten o'clock, Dave Chappelle's 150-quid show
was supposed to start

Full Transcript

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"Can you get chicken sent to the...?"
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I sat down in my 150-quid seat. It got to ten o'clock,
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Dave Chappelle's 150-quid show was supposed to start.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:30
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
It got to 10:45, an hour and a quarter after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
It got to 10:45, an hour and a quarter after doors,
And then, suddenly, unannounced, this little bloke comes out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
And then, suddenly, unannounced, this little bloke comes out...
It was actually going well, right, but by British standards. OK? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
It was actually going well, right, but by British standards....
He wouldn't have known what the fuck was going on here, I tell you. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
He wouldn't have known what the fuck was going on here,...
But it wasn't like when you watch stand-up in America on TV - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
But it wasn't like when you watch stand-up in America o...
Bloke comes out, he goes, "Boston!" And they go, "That's here! - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Bloke comes out, he goes, "Boston!" And they go, &...
"This is Boston! He's just said the name of where we are! - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"This is Boston! He's just said the name of where ...
"That's here!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"That's here!"
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, "Yeah, we know." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, &quo...
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters ...
Suddenly, unannounced, your favourite comes out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Suddenly, unannounced, your favourite comes out,
Then it gets to 11:30, and I see, two hours after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
Then it gets to 11:30, and I see, two hours after doors,
He comes round and he comes out onto the stage, unannounced, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
He comes round and he comes out onto the stage, unannounced,
And then I felt almost patriotic - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
And then I felt almost patriotic
And it wasn't like America, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
And it wasn't like America,
He said he'd been waiting backstage all night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
He said he'd been waiting backstage all night,
"But," he said, "there was another act on before us - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"But," he said, "there was another act on bef...
Far from becoming my friend, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
Far from becoming my friend,
Now, it's fair to say that on that night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Now, it's fair to say that on that night,
So he came out and he said I'd made him late, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
So he came out and he said I'd made him late,