"Do you know why that is?" And he went, "No, but you're goingto tell me, aren't you?" And...
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"Do you know why that is?" And he went, "No, but you're going
to tell me, aren't you?" And I said,
"I am, because it's wrong "and what you'll find in stand-up,
the older you get "and the more you do it is
that you can have an exaggerated "sort of punchline, or something, "but the set-up of things does need
to be factually accurate, otherwise "we're in a sort of lawless zone,
the desert in Mad Max, you know." So, I said to him, "What it is,
it's business rates "and you pay a higher business rate "depending on the floor space
of your shop, "so your joke needs to either
be cut from your set, "or it needs to address that,
and you need to look at that." And he went, "Well,
you've told me now, haven't you?" I went
to tell me, aren't you?" And I said,
"I am, because it's wrong "and what you'll find in stand-up,
the older you get "and the more you do it is
that you can have an exaggerated "sort of punchline, or something, "but the set-up of things does need
to be factually accurate, otherwise "we're in a sort of lawless zone,
the desert in Mad Max, you know." So, I said to him, "What it is,
it's business rates "and you pay a higher business rate "depending on the floor space
of your shop, "so your joke needs to either
be cut from your set, "or it needs to address that,
and you need to look at that." And he went, "Well,
you've told me now, haven't you?" I went
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"Do you know why that is?"
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And he went, "No, but you're going
to tell me, aren't you?"
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And I said,
"I am, because it's wrong
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"and what you'll find in stand-up,
the older you get
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"and the more you do it is
that you can have an exaggerated
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"sort of punchline, or something,
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"but the set-up of things does need
to be factually accurate, otherwise
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"we're in a sort of lawless zone,
the desert in Mad Max, you know."
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So, I said to him, "What it is,
it's business rates
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"and you pay a higher business rate
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"depending on the floor space
of your shop,
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"so your joke needs to either
be cut from your set,
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"or it needs to address that,
and you need to look at that."
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And he went, "Well,
you've told me now, haven't you?"
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I went...
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Movie Summary
The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
