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Stewart Lee: Tornado

He said he'd been waitingbackstage all night, which was a 100% barefaced lie,he hadn't...

He said he'd been waiting
backstage all night, which was a 100% barefaced lie,
he hadn't been there

Full Transcript

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He said he'd been waiting backstage all night,
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which was a 100% barefaced lie, he hadn't been there.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:19
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"But," he said, "there was another act on before us - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"But," he said, "there was another act on bef...
Far from becoming my friend, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
Far from becoming my friend,
Now, it's fair to say that on that night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Now, it's fair to say that on that night,
So he came out and he said I'd made him late, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
So he came out and he said I'd made him late,
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop you? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop yo...
She said, "Get out." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
She said, "Get out."
"Making up lies about me." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:19
"Making up lies about me."
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out,
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like that, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like th...
And then, when I press him further, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
And then, when I press him further,
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald,
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they don't know who I am, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security gu...
They just see a little grey, fat old man calling Dave Chappelle a wanker. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They just see a little grey, fat old man calling Dave Chappe...
They think it's some kind of British regional biscuit, or something. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They think it's some kind of British regional biscuit, ...
Then they hear me say that Dave Chappelle is making up all - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
Then they hear me say that Dave Chappelle is making up all
So they ran at me, so what I did was, I ran away, up the stairs, out - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
So they ran at me, so what I did was, I ran away, up the sta...
I ran up to Leicester Place, north of Leicester Square, I ran - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
I ran up to Leicester Place, north of Leicester Square, I ra...
They came out, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they ran down - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
They came out, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they r...
Yeah, they're trained professionals, but I've got local knowledge, like the Taliban, right? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
Yeah, they're trained professionals, but I've got ...
I ran west, along Lyle Street, over Wardour Street, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
I ran west, along Lyle Street, over Wardour Street,