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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"Hello, number nine.Number one here." "Welcome to England. You'll findthe audiences aren't...

"Hello, number nine.
Number one here." "Welcome to England. You'll find
the audiences aren't armed." So

Full Transcript

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"Hello, number nine. Number one here."
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"Welcome to England. You'll find the audiences aren't armed." So...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:39
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
So I came in, you know, six o'clock, to set up, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:27
So I came in, you know, six o'clock, to set up,
She'd been told to take all the lightbulbs out of Dave Chappelle's - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:19
She'd been told to take all the lightbulbs out of Dave ...
There was people carrying in buckets of champagne on ice, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:19
There was people carrying in buckets of champagne on ice,
Red lights, champagne on ice, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
Red lights, champagne on ice,
Now, bear in mind, Dave Chappelle's done over 1,600 gigs - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Now, bear in mind, Dave Chappelle's done over 1,600 gig...
That's not a backstage rider. That's a pogrom against poultry. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
That's not a backstage rider. That's a pogrom agai...
That's a shopping list for a date with a woman - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
That's a shopping list for a date with a woman
I got chilled champagne on ice... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
I got chilled champagne on ice...
I got John Coltrane on the stereo... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
I got John Coltrane on the stereo...
I got fine wine in the freezer... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
I got fine wine in the freezer...
And all of that hot, hot chicken juice is... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
And all of that hot, hot chicken juice is...
It's bubbling up out of the chicken, honey. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
It's bubbling up out of the chicken, honey.
And it's dripping down the chicken. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
And it's dripping down the chicken.
The chicken juice is dripping down, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
The chicken juice is dripping down,
And if you like, honey, cos I know what you like... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
And if you like, honey, cos I know what you like...
...you can lap that chicken juice up... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
...you can lap that chicken juice up...
...like a hungry little cat. Like a cat! - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
...like a hungry little cat. Like a cat!
Yeah, that's right... That's right, honey. That's right. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
Yeah, that's right... That's right, honey. That�...
Bathe in the soft red lighting. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Bathe in the soft red lighting.
Sample my fine champagne. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Sample my fine champagne.