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I write what I write and I wait for reality to align with it
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Stewart Lee: Tornado

I write what I write and I waitfor reality to align with it

I write what I write and I wait
for reality to align with it

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I write what I write and I wait for reality to align with it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:47
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..."
It doesn't say that. I've written that in. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
It doesn't say that. I've written that in.
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..."
Let's read the real thing. "Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
Let's read the real thing. "Jimmy Carr. Nothing is...
Guardian, Independent, Times, Telegraph, Mail on Sunday. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Guardian, Independent, Times, Telegraph, Mail on Sunday.
Even the right-wing press must bow towards my obvious superiority. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Even the right-wing press must bow towards my obvious superi...
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits..."
And a parking space. Let's read the real thing. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
And a parking space. Let's read the real thing.
"Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up outrageous jokes..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up outrageo...
They deliver them. Like timid little postmen, they deliver them. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
They deliver them. Like timid little postmen, they deliver t...
"I've got a joke for you." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
"I've got a joke for you."
He serves them up out of a massive, steaming-hot cauldron - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
He serves them up out of a massive, steaming-hot cauldron
"Ha-ha! Rape!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"Ha-ha! Rape!"
Doesn't matter. It's tax deductible. Let's read the real thing. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Doesn't matter. It's tax deductible. Let's re...
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves up - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
"Jimmy Carr. Nothing is off limits as Jimmy Carr serves...
I would like it if in the Venn diagram of this, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
I would like it if in the Venn diagram of this,
Rather than them being two entirely free-floating spheres. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Rather than them being two entirely free-floating spheres.
They imagined if they cheered, other people would join in, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
They imagined if they cheered, other people would join in,
Six weeks ago I was in Oxford - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
Six weeks ago I was in Oxford
And that's the thing about this job. I've been doing it 33 years now. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
And that's the thing about this job. I've been doi...