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So I was blind, I was bald, I was deaf, I was grey, I was fat
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Stewart Lee: Tornado

So I was blind, I was bald,I was deaf, I was grey, I was fat, medical professionals saidI...

So I was blind, I was bald,
I was deaf, I was grey, I was fat, medical professionals said
I shouldn't risk getting up out of a chair, so I was feeling
pretty depressed about myself

Full Transcript

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So I was blind, I was bald, I was deaf, I was grey, I was fat,
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medical professionals said I shouldn't risk getting up
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out of a chair, so I was feeling pretty depressed about myself.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:41
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
So in search of self-esteem, I googled myself, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
So in search of self-esteem, I googled myself,
And I found the most visited reference to me on the internet, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
And I found the most visited reference to me on the internet...
This is the most visited piece of information about me in the world. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
This is the most visited piece of information about me in th...
..."Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
..."Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle -
"And nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
"And nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe."
There's a picture of me going like that - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:15
There's a picture of me going like that
"And nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"And nobody on the Eastern Seaboard is safe."
Is it any wonder that the Netflix viewers stayed away in their droves? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Is it any wonder that the Netflix viewers stayed away in the...
Cos when they tuned in, they were disappointed, weren't they, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
Cos when they tuned in, they were disappointed, weren't...
And at no point was anyone on any seaboard of the United States - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And at no point was anyone on any seaboard of the United Sta...
Featuring instead, as it did, merely an out-of-shape, middle-aged man - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
Featuring instead, as it did, merely an out-of-shape, middle...
The Netflix viewers. No, they wanted to see the sort of thing - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
The Netflix viewers. No, they wanted to see the sort of thin...
The televisual equivalent of a nine-hour crying wank. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
The televisual equivalent of a nine-hour crying wank.
"Oh, my wife, she died." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"Oh, my wife, she died."
"Urgh...! Ah!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"Urgh...! Ah!"
I thought maybe if I made that show as described by Netflix, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
I thought maybe if I made that show as described by Netflix,
It's quite difficult, isn't it, to combine stand-up comedy - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
It's quite difficult, isn't it, to combine stand-u...
You'd need loads of articulated lorries, loads of tanks - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
You'd need loads of articulated lorries, loads of tanks
I submitted it to the Ambassador Theatre Group chain - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
I submitted it to the Ambassador Theatre Group chain
"Theatres' policies...", it goes on, "..irrespective of whether - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:47
"Theatres' policies...", it goes on, ".....