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Stewart Lee: Tornado

So I was blind, I was bald,I was fat, I was grey, medical professionals saidI shouldn't...

So I was blind, I was bald,
I was fat, I was grey, medical professionals said
I shouldn't get out of a chair, and Netflix have told
the whole world that all my shows are just fish
falling out of clouds and

Full Transcript

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So I was blind, I was bald, I was fat, I was grey,
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medical professionals said I shouldn't get out of a chair,
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and Netflix have told the whole world that all my shows
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are just fish falling out of clouds and...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:24
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"You've got a really good review in the London Review of Books..." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"You've got a really good review in the London Rev...
Some people, not everyone though, even in York, and that's because - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Some people, not everyone though, even in York, and that...
People that have been coming to see me for 30 years, you think, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
People that have been coming to see me for 30 years, you thi...
And you go, "You really should see this guy, actually, Jeremy." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
And you go, "You really should see this guy, actually, ...
"Me and your mother used to go and see him all the time in London - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:25
"Me and your mother used to go and see him all the time...
"..tired and agitated." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"..tired and agitated."
Alan Bennett is your fucking spiritual king of York, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Alan Bennett is your fucking spiritual king of York,
And then he wrote Talking Heads and The Lady in the Van - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
And then he wrote Talking Heads and The Lady in the Van
You might be here tonight, but you'd be looking at an empty stage, right? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
You might be here tonight, but you'd be looking at an e...
But because it's my empty stage, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
But because it's my empty stage,
"What better comment is there on the state of government today? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"What better comment is there on the state of governmen...
I thought maybe I could meet Alan Bennett - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
I thought maybe I could meet Alan Bennett
I think it's been difficult for the other comedians - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
I think it's been difficult for the other comedians
♪ Heavy is the head that wears the crown. ♪ - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
♪ Heavy is the head that wears the crown. ♪
He's just the person that looked least likely - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
He's just the person that looked least likely
And there was one young comedian particularly I wanted to - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
And there was one young comedian particularly I wanted to
He's on TV all the time. But I can't tell you who he is - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
He's on TV all the time. But I can't tell you who ...
What happened was, we were both on this sort of charity bill - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
What happened was, we were both on this sort of charity bill
I thought, great, I'll get to meet the young TV comedian, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
I thought, great, I'll get to meet the young TV comedia...
I thought, what I'll do is, when he's on, I will sort of hide - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
I thought, what I'll do is, when he's on, I will s...