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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"Some guests were going tohave to eat their dinners "on the kitchen sideboard

"Some guests were going to
have to eat their dinners "on the kitchen sideboard

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"Some guests were going to have to eat their dinners
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"on the kitchen sideboard.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:00
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
"To the songs and speeches that would follow Colin's birthday meal, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"To the songs and speeches that would follow Colin'...
OK, right, there should be a big laugh there, normally, so... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
OK, right, there should be a big laugh there, normally, so.....
I don't really know what's happened, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
I don't really know what's happened,
Do you want me to carry on doing the voice, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
Do you want me to carry on doing the voice,
Do the voice, OK. No, it's up to you, whatever you... - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Do the voice, OK. No, it's up to you, whatever you...
There's only one... "A strangely garbled local news report - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
There's only one... "A strangely garbled local new...
"..were raining down onto the streets of Barnsley. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"..were raining down onto the streets of Barnsley.
"But Barnsley were 30 mile away, at least, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"But Barnsley were 30 mile away, at least,
"And the weather outside Nora's front window seemed normal enough for the time of year. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"And the weather outside Nora's front window seeme...
"Colin and Nora's oldest friends, Alan and Mildred, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
"Colin and Nora's oldest friends, Alan and Mildred...
"In the sitting room, Nora nervously tuned in the radio. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"In the sitting room, Nora nervously tuned in the radio...
"Apparently, the falling sea creatures had been identified - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"Apparently, the falling sea creatures had been identif...
"And the mysterious purple cloud containing them - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"And the mysterious purple cloud containing them
"Yorkshire folk were warned to stay in their homes - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
"Yorkshire folk were warned to stay in their homes
"Nora looked back into the open plan kitchen-diner. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"Nora looked back into the open plan kitchen-diner.
"The sideboard at which Alan and Mildred were munching the nibbles - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:14
"The sideboard at which Alan and Mildred were munching ...
"Nora nudged Colin, gestured towards it and whispered to him - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
"Nora nudged Colin, gestured towards it and whispered t...
"'And no-one eating on the sideboard is safe.'" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"'And no-one eating on the sideboard is safe.'...
"The first of the sharks crashed without warning, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"The first of the sharks crashed without warning,
"Nora looked up from the ruined celebration flan. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
"Nora looked up from the ruined celebration flan.