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Stewart Lee: Tornado

"That's here!" 33 years of touring the UK,that doesn't happen here, right?

"That's here!" 33 years of touring the UK,
that doesn't happen here, right?

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"That's here!"
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33 years of touring the UK, that doesn't happen here, right?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:38
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, "Yeah, we know." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, &quo...
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters ...
Suddenly, unannounced, your favourite comes out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Suddenly, unannounced, your favourite comes out,
Then it gets to 11:30, and I see, two hours after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
Then it gets to 11:30, and I see, two hours after doors,
He comes round and he comes out onto the stage, unannounced, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
He comes round and he comes out onto the stage, unannounced,
And then I felt almost patriotic - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
And then I felt almost patriotic
And it wasn't like America, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
And it wasn't like America,
He said he'd been waiting backstage all night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
He said he'd been waiting backstage all night,
"But," he said, "there was another act on before us - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
"But," he said, "there was another act on bef...
Far from becoming my friend, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
Far from becoming my friend,
Now, it's fair to say that on that night, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
Now, it's fair to say that on that night,
So he came out and he said I'd made him late, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:07
So he came out and he said I'd made him late,
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop you? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
That's what they're for, isn't it, to stop yo...
She said, "Get out." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:16
She said, "Get out."
"Making up lies about me." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:19
"Making up lies about me."
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
Or, maybe I do, and that man over there who shouted out,
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like that, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he answers, fast, "Business rates," like th...
And then, when I press him further, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
And then, when I press him further,
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
And if he says Reginald, like you with Reginald,
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security guards, they don't know who I am, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
They're coming at me, Dave Chappelle's security gu...