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Stewart Lee: Tornado

You probably did the same as me,you'd be out for your walk in the park in the day,and then...

You probably did the same as me,
you'd be out for your walk in the park in the day,
and then the voices come, they go, "Eat that fucking dog shit!
Eat it!" And you

Full Transcript

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You probably did the same as me, you'd be out for your walk
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in the park in the day, and then the voices come, they go,
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"Eat that fucking dog shit! Eat it!" And you...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:00
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.
You're going, "No, I don't want to! No! Leave me alone!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
You're going, "No, I don't want to! No! Leave...
So what I... Yeah, the voices in the day. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
So what I... Yeah, the voices in the day.
So what I did, I bought a big black coat - - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:25
So what I did, I bought a big black coat -
Trying to... Trying to broaden my range. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Trying to... Trying to broaden my range.
I sense some of you have been a bit baffled by some aspects of the show, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
I sense some of you have been a bit baffled by some aspects ...
Not forgetting the viewers at home, thinking, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
Not forgetting the viewers at home, thinking,
"It seems to be a documentation of mental breakdown." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
"It seems to be a documentation of mental breakdown.&qu...
So, 9:30, the doors opened, and then 9:30, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
So, 9:30, the doors opened, and then 9:30,
So 9:30 on a Saturday night, there's loads of drunk Londoners - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:06
So 9:30 on a Saturday night, there's loads of drunk Lon...
"Can you get chicken sent to the...?" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:11
"Can you get chicken sent to the...?"
It got to 10:45, an hour and a quarter after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
It got to 10:45, an hour and a quarter after doors,
And then, suddenly, unannounced, this little bloke comes out, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:13
And then, suddenly, unannounced, this little bloke comes out...
It was actually going well, right, but by British standards. OK? - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
It was actually going well, right, but by British standards....
He wouldn't have known what the fuck was going on here, I tell you. - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
He wouldn't have known what the fuck was going on here,...
But it wasn't like when you watch stand-up in America on TV - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:08
But it wasn't like when you watch stand-up in America o...
Bloke comes out, he goes, "Boston!" And they go, "That's here! - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:04
Bloke comes out, he goes, "Boston!" And they go, &...
"This is Boston! He's just said the name of where we are! - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:05
"This is Boston! He's just said the name of where ...
"That's here!" - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:09
"That's here!"
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, "Yeah, we know." - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:10
If I go out and I go, "Carlisle!", people go, &quo...
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters after doors, - Stewart Lee: Tornado 00:12
And then it gets to about 11:15, an hour and three-quarters ...