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"Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" quotes

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story poster
The maniacal baby of the Griffin family, Stewie, meets his future self. In doing this he discovers that his future image is not what he has anticipated because of a near death experience.

Director: Pete Michels, Peter Shin
Writer: Seth MacFarlane (creator), Seth MacFarlane (developer), David Zuckerman (developer), Gary Janetti, Chris Sheridan, Alex Borstein, Steve Callaghan, Tom Devanney (staff writer), Kirker Butler (staff writer), Patrick Meighan (staff writer), John Viener (staff writer), Cherry Chevapravatdumrong (staff writer)
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 27 Sep 2005
Awards: 4 wins & 1 nomination.
Coming up on Today Tom Cruise has a new movie We're gonna be talking to him - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 Coming up on Today Tom Cruise has a new movie We're... And that's it for sports Now let's go to Ollie Williams with Adopt A Pet of the week - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:26 And that's it for sports Now let's go to Ollie... Come on Stewie Don't be afraid - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:13 Come on Stewie Don't be afraid Hey Lois Thought you might be in the mood for a classic - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:05 Hey Lois Thought you might be in the mood for a classic You know what Give me your keys - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 You know what Give me your keys Mom Meg says Omar Sharif is dead but I think she's thinkin' of Anthony Quinn - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 Mom Meg says Omar Sharif is dead but I think she's... Just last summer I went back to visitJesus Christ - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Just last summer I went back to visitJesus Christ I think it would have to be Fuck - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 I think it would have to be Fuck Thanks Tom You know what really grinds my gears - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:27 Thanks Tom You know what really grinds my gears This is the most absolutely perfectly destroyed spider web - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:10 This is the most absolutely perfectly destroyed spider web I'll have water too but with lemon - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:18 I'll have water too but with lemon All right Chris now that we've talked about kissing and cuddling - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:10 All right Chris now that we've talked about kissing and... Um You know feel free to say no to this but - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Um You know feel free to say no to this but Oh very well I suppose I'll go pump the chemical toilet - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Oh very well I suppose I'll go pump the chemical toilet Oh Peter thank you - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:04 Oh Peter thank you To learn more about flatulence you can visit my ass - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:05 To learn more about flatulence you can visit my ass Quagmire's Cross country Tour Uh isn't there an O in country - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:06 Quagmire's Cross country Tour Uh isn't there an O... Ready Good luck Stewie - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:07 Ready Good luck Stewie You know what really grinds my gears People in the 19th century - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 You know what really grinds my gears People in the 19th... Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:16 Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex... I'm watching your every move Quark so don't think you can get away with any law breaking - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:19 I'm watching your every move Quark so don't think... Peter this is ridiculous We have no privacy here - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:20 Peter this is ridiculous We have no privacy here Coming up on Today Tom Cruise has a new movie We're gonna be talking to him - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 Coming up on Today Tom Cruise has a new movie We're... Tom I'm standing here amidst the heated debate - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 Tom I'm standing here amidst the heated debate Hey Everybody look I'm gonna do I'm gonna do something - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:16 Hey Everybody look I'm gonna do I'm gonna do... Oh hi Ron Who is that fellow He looks so familiar - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:09 Oh hi Ron Who is that fellow He looks so familiar Where's my baby - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:07 Where's my baby In other news after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 In other news after several grueling days of frightening... Hey Brian Brian What - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:12 Hey Brian Brian What Wow look at me - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:29 Wow look at me Ew A Band Aid - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:05 Ew A Band Aid I'm blind - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:05 I'm blind Hi I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:22 Hi I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes Come on - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:58 Come on Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm lookin' for - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find... Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Spider Man - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:19 Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Spider Man How are you Betsy Welcome to the show You are a lovely young woman - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:13 How are you Betsy Welcome to the show You are a lovely young... And the black people are always like Hey bitch - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:09 And the black people are always like Hey bitch I say what happened to his leg Oh wait now I remember - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 I say what happened to his leg Oh wait now I remember What are you doing Well you heard Captain Syphilis - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:27 What are you doing Well you heard Captain Syphilis She's still alive What the hell man - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:05 She's still alive What the hell man We'll have to borrow the money from Mommy and Daddy - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:10 We'll have to borrow the money from Mommy and Daddy Hey here's an idea - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:25 Hey here's an idea You know what really grinds my gears You America - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 You know what really grinds my gears You America Thanks Horace Hey is he 18 - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:07 Thanks Horace Hey is he 18 Peter could you go to the concession stand I want something to suck on - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:07 Peter could you go to the concession stand I want something... That's it Again Yeah - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 That's it Again Yeah You know that really grinds my gears - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:04 You know that really grinds my gears Kids your mother and I have decided we're gonna help you two get out in the dating world - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:26 Kids your mother and I have decided we're gonna help... You're drunk You're sexy - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:04 You're drunk You're sexy Save your money Tucker This place doesn't have porn They think it's immoral - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:20 Save your money Tucker This place doesn't have porn... Welcome back Mr Disney - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Welcome back Mr Disney Thanks so much Peter - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:06 Thanks so much Peter You know what really grinds my gears This Lindsay Lohan - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:45 You know what really grinds my gears This Lindsay Lohan Let me tell you something 'Nessa a bullet sounds the same in every language - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:08 Let me tell you something 'Nessa a bullet sounds the... Look I really don't want to go to hell but I can't fight my nature - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:21 Look I really don't want to go to hell but I can't... Hi I'm Al Harrington president and C E O Of Al Harrington's - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:38 Hi I'm Al Harrington president and C E O Of Al... That's never happened to me before - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:16 That's never happened to me before And I want a promise that I won't spend my old age in a place like this - Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 00:06 And I want a promise that I won't spend my old age in a...

Cast

Stewie Griffin - Seth MacFarlane
Lois Griffin - Alex Borstein
Chris Griffin - Seth Green
Meg Griffin - Mila Kunis
Diane Simmons - Lori Alan