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The first time I ever met someone I knew wanted to murder me
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Still Standing

The first time I ever metsomeone I knew wanted to murder me, I was onstage at The Improv

The first time I ever met
someone I knew wanted to murder me, I was onstage at The Improv

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The first time I ever met someone I knew wanted to murder me,
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I was onstage at The Improv.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:32
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
BGVC Pty Ltd

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Movie Summary

Meet the everyday people putting it all on the line to keep the golden era of arcade and pinball alive in in Australia.
You can describe every standup experience that you've ever had, - Still Standing 00:16
You can describe every standup experience that you've e...
[audience cheering and applauding] - Still Standing 00:06
[audience cheering and applauding]
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Bert Kreischer! - Still Standing 00:05
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Bert Kreisc...
[audience cheering and applauding] - Still Standing 00:08
[audience cheering and applauding]
[laughing] - Still Standing 00:06
[laughing]
I am going to perform the set that got me past here 22 years ago. - Still Standing 00:08
I am going to perform the set that got me past here 22 years...
[audience cheering] - Still Standing 00:08
[audience cheering]
As you may guess, some of these jokes have not aged well. - Still Standing 00:05
As you may guess, some of these jokes have not aged well.
- [Bert laughing hysterically] - [audience laughing] - Still Standing 00:08
- [Bert laughing hysterically] - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Still Standing 00:17
[audience laughing]
So I raced home, I changed shoes, and I was shaking. - Still Standing 00:05
So I raced home, I changed shoes, and I was shaking.
And he stood right there as I performed this set. - Still Standing 00:05
And he stood right there as I performed this set.
[audience clapping and cheering] - Still Standing 00:05
[audience clapping and cheering]
[audience laughing] - Still Standing 00:08
[audience laughing]
Some chick on top of you in the dark, just... [moaning] - Still Standing 00:10
Some chick on top of you in the dark, just... [moaning]
[laughing] ...we were in the produce section, - Still Standing 00:31
[laughing] ...we were in the produce section,
[audience laughing] - Still Standing 00:07
[audience laughing]
A cucumber - Still Standing 00:06
A cucumber
[audience laughing] - Still Standing 00:06
[audience laughing]
[mimics crash] "Everybody down!" - Still Standing 00:07
[mimics crash] "Everybody down!"