You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition....

Warden Walter Beatty: You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations! Skip Donahue: Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that! Warden Walter Beatty: What in the hell are you talking about...? Skip Donahue: Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave! Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me! Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... [looks up] Skip Donahue: What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy, I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! [looks at the warden] Skip Donahue: Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]

You're gonna represent Glenboro Prison in the annual Top Hand Competition. Congratulations. [BOTH CHUCKLING] Oh, my God. Warden. I can't do that. What the hell are you talking about? Well, I should've told you in your office. My mother was a veterinarian. I can't have anything to do with exploitation of animals. She'd turn over in her grave. I don't believe you heard me. This is very important to me. Important to you. My mother is watching over every step I make. Do you know that my soul is on the line here? So please, let's just drop... What? I said no. Well, I told him no. Ma, are you crazy? I have witness... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell. Um... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? That boy is very confused. Straighten him out. What about Jack Graham? His knees have mended. Wake him up. [BATON CLATTERING AND GUARD YELLING] GUARD: Let's move. HARRY: What happened? Let's go, Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie. What time is it? WILSON: Four-thirty. Why so early? It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move! Is breakfast ready? Somebody stole the toilet. Wait a minute. Over here. [BOTH URINATING] You're peeing on me! [♪♪♪]