No, I'm the store detective, here, part-time

Skip Donahue:

[in a crowded department store]
Hi. Hello. Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for just one minute? Susan:
Up your kazoo! Skip Donahue:
[laughs]
Up my! Please, I'm not trying to be a pest. I know that you're an actress. Susan:
Who are you? Skip Donahue:
My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright and I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. I want you to know that you were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were really lovely. Susan:
If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to kick you In the nuts! Skip Donahue:
[laughs]
Kick! In the nuts! You're fantastic. I mean the way you can switch characters like that. The difference between this and your Juliet is fabulous. By the way, dear, I know that you're not wearing anything underneath that coat. Susan:
What? Skip Donahue:
I also know that you're a shoplifter, part-time. Susan:
What are you? Some kind of a looney tune? Skip Donahue:
No, I'm the store detective, here, part-time