I'm Slowpoke. Hi, Slowpoke, this is Harry. This state gives the longest sentences in the...
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Big Mean's Sidekick:
I'm Slowpoke.
Skip Donahue:
Hi, Slowpoke, this is Harry.
Big Mean's Sidekick:
[talking rapidly]
This state gives the longest sentences in the country for everything, especially for bank robbery, but it's misleading so don't wet your pants if you know what I'm saying, 'cause they also have the most liberal "good time" program in the country too, so if the bottom should happen to drop out from under you two innocent badasses, well, that's one bright spot to look forward to!
[begins to laugh loudly]
Big Mean's Sidekick:
[Skip and Harry join in, laughing nervously, as Slowpoke walks away, still laughing]
Skip Donahue:
Okay!
Harry Monroe:
What is he talking about?
Transcript
What in the hell
do you mean Donahue's
tougher than you thought?
A few more days.
We don't have a few more days.
The stocks already been delivered,
the rodeo contracts are out,
and Doerin Prison's
a big jump ahead of us.
Being from the east,
I thought the kid would
be softer in the crotch.
Oh, he's soft all right.
You just don't know
where to kick him.
What, my appendix...?
What are talking about?
Hey, man,
I know about appendix.
I had my appendix
taken out already.
Help! I had my appendix
taken out.
Guard, help me! Please! Help!
What you in for, brother?
Huh?
There's gotta be
some kind of confusion.
They said my appendix grew back,
but I had it taken out years ago.
What about you?
I came in for a hernia operation.
They cut off one of my nuts
by mistake.
Say what?
They said I didn't need it anymore.
Now I can't eat, I don't sleep.
I ain't got no enthusiasm,
don't write my woman no more.
I was supposed to get out next year,
but I don't care whether I do or don't.
Sure take it calm.
Ain't nothing I can do about it now.
But look.
They got this Korean doctor,
just set foot in this country.
Make sure you don't get him.
That's right.
He's the one who made the mistake.
Korean.
Aah! Jesus Christ.
What's the matter with him?
Clip duration: 86 seconds
Views: 233
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 23 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Set up and wrongfully accused, two best friends will be sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. However, no prison cell could keep them locked in.
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