I'm Slowpoke. Hi, Slowpoke, this is Harry. This state gives the longest sentences in the...

Big Mean's Sidekick: I'm Slowpoke. Skip Donahue: Hi, Slowpoke, this is Harry. Big Mean's Sidekick: [talking rapidly] This state gives the longest sentences in the country for everything, especially for bank robbery, but it's misleading so don't wet your pants if you know what I'm saying, 'cause they also have the most liberal "good time" program in the country too, so if the bottom should happen to drop out from under you two innocent badasses, well, that's one bright spot to look forward to! [begins to laugh loudly] Big Mean's Sidekick: [Skip and Harry join in, laughing nervously, as Slowpoke walks away, still laughing] Skip Donahue: Okay! Harry Monroe: What is he talking about?

What in the hell do you mean Donahue's tougher than you thought? A few more days. We don't have a few more days. The stocks already been delivered, the rodeo contracts are out, and Doerin Prison's a big jump ahead of us. Being from the east, I thought the kid would be softer in the crotch. Oh, he's soft all right. You just don't know where to kick him. What, my appendix...? What are talking about? Hey, man, I know about appendix. I had my appendix taken out already. Help! I had my appendix taken out. Guard, help me! Please! Help! What you in for, brother? Huh? There's gotta be some kind of confusion. They said my appendix grew back, but I had it taken out years ago. What about you? I came in for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake. Say what? They said I didn't need it anymore. Now I can't eat, I don't sleep. I ain't got no enthusiasm, don't write my woman no more. I was supposed to get out next year, but I don't care whether I do or don't. Sure take it calm. Ain't nothing I can do about it now. But look. They got this Korean doctor, just set foot in this country. Make sure you don't get him. That's right. He's the one who made the mistake. Korean. Aah! Jesus Christ. What's the matter with him?