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But I can't handle irrational behavior
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But I can't handleirrational behavior, or crying or poop

But I can't handle
irrational behavior, or crying or poop

Full Transcript

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But I can't handle irrational behavior,
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or crying or poop.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:02
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
Well having kids fills your life with purpose - Straight Up 00:15
Well having kids fills your life with purpose
Because there are some things in life - Straight Up 00:05
Because there are some things in life
- Or Gandhi. - Maybe Harriet Tubman - Straight Up 00:07
- Or Gandhi. - Maybe Harriet Tubman
Now you're both healthy, intelligent, - Straight Up 00:05
Now you're both healthy, intelligent,
So you have a biological imperative - Straight Up 00:07
So you have a biological imperative
What I'm not saying that all Mexicans are stupid, - Straight Up 00:06
What I'm not saying that all Mexicans are stupid,
There's an inverse correlation between - Straight Up 00:07
There's an inverse correlation between
- Mexicans. - Bingo, and you all know - Straight Up 00:05
- Mexicans. - Bingo, and you all know
What he means is you would both make excellent parents. - Straight Up 00:05
What he means is you would both make excellent parents.
- No. - No, no what I mean is - Straight Up 00:12
- No. - No, no what I mean is
AIDS wouldn't even exist if some fucking idiot - Straight Up 00:05
AIDS wouldn't even exist if some fucking idiot
Every male should have a vasectomy at birth, - Straight Up 00:05
Every male should have a vasectomy at birth,
In order to qualify for a reverse vasectomy, - Straight Up 00:07
In order to qualify for a reverse vasectomy,
And what I'm saying is that having children - Straight Up 00:05
And what I'm saying is that having children
- No government could ever... - Oh God Todd, stop being so - Straight Up 00:05
- No government could ever... - Oh God Todd, stop being so
You're right, instead of abortion clinics, - Straight Up 00:04
You're right, instead of abortion clinics,
Oh and you just know that there'd be some sleezeball - Straight Up 00:12
Oh and you just know that there'd be some sleezeball
What if a very smart, beautiful woman married a stupid man? - Straight Up 00:06
What if a very smart, beautiful woman married a stupid man?
Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful. - Straight Up 00:05
Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful.
The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me, - Straight Up 00:17
The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me,