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Straight Up

I don't have a problemwith being gay, I have a problem with beingalone for the rest of my...

I don't have a problem
with being gay, I have a problem with being
alone for the rest of my life!

Full Transcript

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I don't have a problem with being gay,
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I have a problem with being alone for the rest of my life!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:38
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
Well then. I think we're making progress. - Straight Up 00:04
Well then. I think we're making progress.
I mean gay men have been marrying women - Straight Up 00:05
I mean gay men have been marrying women
You're like that dog Old Yeller. - Straight Up 00:05
You're like that dog Old Yeller.
Yeah Old Yeller was loyal, - Straight Up 00:06
Yeah Old Yeller was loyal,
- What? - I've been sleeping - Straight Up 00:04
- What? - I've been sleeping
Look, Todd my point is, - Straight Up 00:07
Look, Todd my point is,
We don't have have doc night, we don't bananagram, - Straight Up 00:06
We don't have have doc night, we don't bananagram,
We do lose track of time via intense fucking, - Straight Up 00:05
We do lose track of time via intense fucking,
Rory. Rory. Rory. Rory. - Straight Up 00:05
Rory. Rory. Rory. Rory.
Work is good, my boss wanted me to decorate my cubicle. - Straight Up 00:04
Work is good, my boss wanted me to decorate my cubicle.
Apparently my lack of framed photographs - Straight Up 00:17
Apparently my lack of framed photographs
Oh I found this cool website called SeeYourFolks.com - Straight Up 00:07
Oh I found this cool website called SeeYourFolks.com
I did say you were living in the Philippines, - Straight Up 00:08
I did say you were living in the Philippines,
When management sees this loss of employee productivity, - Straight Up 00:05
When management sees this loss of employee productivity,
Really? I know you're in there, - Straight Up 00:04
Really? I know you're in there,
God why can't you just have sex for five minutes - Straight Up 00:04
God why can't you just have sex for five minutes
For sure, I'm just gonna finish this - Straight Up 00:05
For sure, I'm just gonna finish this
If somebody had a gun to your head - Straight Up 00:07
If somebody had a gun to your head
Okay it's on a shelf but you have a gun, - Straight Up 00:05
Okay it's on a shelf but you have a gun,
Why would James Bond make me kill a baby - Straight Up 00:02
Why would James Bond make me kill a baby