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Straight Up

Like he went to gay bars, he had a gay eHarmony account, he sucked Jerry'sgay willy...

Like he went to gay bars, he had a gay eHarmony account, he sucked Jerry's
gay willy willingly

Full Transcript

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Like he went to gay bars,
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he had a gay eHarmony account,
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he sucked Jerry's gay willy willingly.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:57
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
- What? - Oh just the tip, - Straight Up 00:05
- What? - Oh just the tip,
Well you know he, - Straight Up 00:08
Well you know he,
I bet he's one of those guys - Straight Up 00:04
I bet he's one of those guys
Like I literally have to drag Zane's tongue to my clit. - Straight Up 00:05
Like I literally have to drag Zane's tongue to my clit.
- I love your sass. - I love your ass. - Straight Up 00:05
- I love your sass. - I love your ass.
Rory meet Marcus. He's a talent manager. - Straight Up 00:04
Rory meet Marcus. He's a talent manager.
You're attractive in an ordinary sort of way. - Straight Up 00:04
You're attractive in an ordinary sort of way.
The kind of thing you'd find at a Supercuts in Puerto Rico. - Straight Up 00:04
The kind of thing you'd find at a Supercuts in Puerto R...
- Thanks. - You know one of my clients, - Straight Up 00:13
- Thanks. - You know one of my clients,
It is ironic because rain on your wedding day - Straight Up 00:05
It is ironic because rain on your wedding day
It would be ironic if you were marrying a meteorologist - Straight Up 00:08
It would be ironic if you were marrying a meteorologist
What if Sonny weathers wanted it to rain - Straight Up 00:07
What if Sonny weathers wanted it to rain
Like if I work at a spoon factory - Straight Up 00:08
Like if I work at a spoon factory
You wouldn't expect there to be a knife - Straight Up 00:05
You wouldn't expect there to be a knife
It would be ironic if it was a knife factory - Straight Up 00:09
It would be ironic if it was a knife factory
She's transpired an entire generation of adolescents - Straight Up 00:07
She's transpired an entire generation of adolescents
Arguing about an Alanis Morissette song - Straight Up 00:05
Arguing about an Alanis Morissette song
I don't see the irony in that, - Straight Up 00:05
I don't see the irony in that,
Okay Meg said and I quote, - Straight Up 00:07
Okay Meg said and I quote,
It means that I'm possibly bisexual - Straight Up 00:08
It means that I'm possibly bisexual