And I know that that's an offensive thing to say, but you agree with me. You agree with...
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Todd:
Look, I know that you're worried that I'm-I'm gonna meet the perfect guy some day, but I promise you that I won't - because he doesn't exist. Sure, we all like to think there's this soul mate out there for us who's going to complete us intellectually and physically and emotionally, but the harsh reality is not everyone gets that; so, two out of three isn't so bad. I mean, if you're blind or schizophrenic or you're missing an arm and a leg, you might not even get one out of three, and you just have to accept that. [Rory laughs] Todd:
And I know that that's an offensive thing to say, but You agree with me. You agree with me. And, anyway, I had accepted that, that I-I would never find anybody, because I admit that I'm finicky, but then I met you and I don't have to scour the ends of the Earth to know beyond a reasonable doubt that you're the one. I already know. You're the only person I like arguing with, and You're the only person I don't mind losing to - and You're the only person I can't lose. And, so, maybe we won't have the greatest sex ever, but, you know, I mean, I can try harder. I mean, if Helen Keller can learn to talk, I can learn to eat you out, and I just... I honestly think that w-we could be happy for the rest of our lives because I wanna watch you die. I mean, I wanna see you through to the end, in sickness, and in health, and you know that that says a lot, because I don't like sickness or endings or... or poop, and you know this, but, you know, if you had cancer and you needed help - I mean, ideally, I'll have a nurse to help deal with that but - if it was an emergency and you did number two in your pants, I would clean you up, because I love you and I want you to be my wife
Look, I know that you're worried that I'm-I'm gonna meet the perfect guy some day, but I promise you that I won't - because he doesn't exist. Sure, we all like to think there's this soul mate out there for us who's going to complete us intellectually and physically and emotionally, but the harsh reality is not everyone gets that; so, two out of three isn't so bad. I mean, if you're blind or schizophrenic or you're missing an arm and a leg, you might not even get one out of three, and you just have to accept that. [Rory laughs] Todd:
And I know that that's an offensive thing to say, but You agree with me. You agree with me. And, anyway, I had accepted that, that I-I would never find anybody, because I admit that I'm finicky, but then I met you and I don't have to scour the ends of the Earth to know beyond a reasonable doubt that you're the one. I already know. You're the only person I like arguing with, and You're the only person I don't mind losing to - and You're the only person I can't lose. And, so, maybe we won't have the greatest sex ever, but, you know, I mean, I can try harder. I mean, if Helen Keller can learn to talk, I can learn to eat you out, and I just... I honestly think that w-we could be happy for the rest of our lives because I wanna watch you die. I mean, I wanna see you through to the end, in sickness, and in health, and you know that that says a lot, because I don't like sickness or endings or... or poop, and you know this, but, you know, if you had cancer and you needed help - I mean, ideally, I'll have a nurse to help deal with that but - if it was an emergency and you did number two in your pants, I would clean you up, because I love you and I want you to be my wife
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And I know that that's an offensive thing to say
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but you agree with me you agree with me
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And anyway I had accepted that that I would never
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find anybody because I admit that I'm finicky
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but then I met you and I don't have to scour
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the ends of the earth to know beyond a reasonable doubt
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that you're the one
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I already know
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You're the only person I like arguing with
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and you're the only person I don't mind losing to
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and you're the only person I can't lose
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And so maybe we won't have the greatest sex ever
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but you know I mean I can try harder
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I mean if Helen Keller can learn to talk
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I can learn to eat you out
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and I just I honestly think that we could be happy
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for the rest of our lives because I wanna watch you die
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I mean I wanna see you through to the end
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In sickness and in health and you know that that says a lot
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because I don't like sickness or endings or poop
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and you know this but you know
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if you had cancer and you needed help
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I mean ideally I'll have a nurse to help deal with that
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but if it was an emergency
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and you did number two in your pants
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I would clean you up because I love you
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and I want you to be my wife
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Movie Summary
Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
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