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God why can't you just have sex for five minutes
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Straight Up

God, why can't you just have sex for five minutes like a normal person?

Mad Neighbor:
God, why can't you just have sex for five minutes like a normal person?

Full Transcript

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God why can't you just have sex for five minutes
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like a normal person
Duration
4 seconds
Views
234
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:34
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.

Actors
Mad Neighbor
Caitlin Curl
For sure, I'm just gonna finish this - Straight Up 00:05
For sure, I'm just gonna finish this
If somebody had a gun to your head - Straight Up 00:07
If somebody had a gun to your head
Okay it's on a shelf but you have a gun, - Straight Up 00:05
Okay it's on a shelf but you have a gun,
Why would James Bond make me kill a baby - Straight Up 00:02
Why would James Bond make me kill a baby
I mean I guess I would, save the baby. - Straight Up 00:05
I mean I guess I would, save the baby.
Oh I would save the baby obviously. - Straight Up 00:05
Oh I would save the baby obviously.
You're so funny Rory. - Straight Up 00:04
You're so funny Rory.
Did you, did you take a plane? - Straight Up 00:04
Did you, did you take a plane?
Well I think your butt knows what your heart wants - Straight Up 00:03
Well I think your butt knows what your heart wants
I think you called me like that episode - Straight Up 00:07
I think you called me like that episode
I'm your best friend, - Straight Up 00:04
I'm your best friend,
And that's why. - Straight Up 00:05
And that's why.
Todd what is this? - Straight Up 00:04
Todd what is this?
- It's our song. - I have never heard this song - Straight Up 00:05
- It's our song. - I have never heard this song
What if I worked late or snuck out the back - Straight Up 00:05
What if I worked late or snuck out the back
People do crazy things - Straight Up 00:07
People do crazy things
And I know that you're scared that I'm going to hurt you, - Straight Up 00:06
And I know that you're scared that I'm going to hu...
- What, no! - You didn't even - Straight Up 00:04
- What, no! - You didn't even
Great. Okay, hi. Excuse me I'm sorry, - Straight Up 00:06
Great. Okay, hi. Excuse me I'm sorry,
Todd. I'm not ready for this, - Straight Up 00:04
Todd. I'm not ready for this,