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Straight Up

I just have to accept thatyou don't like bodily fluids, so maybe sex isn'ton your agenda

I just have to accept that
you don't like bodily fluids, so maybe sex isn't
on your agenda

Full Transcript

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I just have to accept that you don't like bodily fluids,
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so maybe sex isn't on your agenda.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:09
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
And for me I mean, - Straight Up 00:08
And for me I mean,
And copulation is only intended for reproduction, - Straight Up 00:04
And copulation is only intended for reproduction,
So really the question is why do we - Straight Up 00:04
So really the question is why do we
Also objectively to a random bystander who didn't know - Straight Up 00:06
Also objectively to a random bystander who didn't know
I mean we live together, we sleep together, - Straight Up 00:05
I mean we live together, we sleep together,
It's okay I'll vacuum later, - Straight Up 00:07
It's okay I'll vacuum later,
And you know maintaining routine, - Straight Up 00:05
And you know maintaining routine,
Oh so sex is the white elephant - Straight Up 00:07
Oh so sex is the white elephant
Because if you love someone enough, - Straight Up 00:04
Because if you love someone enough,
The other day I was re-reading "The Life-Changing Magic - Straight Up 00:08
The other day I was re-reading "The Life-Changing Magic
Anyway Rory makes me a better person, - Straight Up 00:07
Anyway Rory makes me a better person,
It's so funny to think I was in here just six months ago - Straight Up 00:05
It's so funny to think I was in here just six months ag...
You know Todd, - Straight Up 00:13
You know Todd,
You're welcome. Will you be spending - Straight Up 00:04
You're welcome. Will you be spending
How exciting. Please remind them - Straight Up 00:06
How exciting. Please remind them
Parents report statistically lower levels - Straight Up 00:05
Parents report statistically lower levels
But I can't handle irrational behavior, - Straight Up 00:04
But I can't handle irrational behavior,
Well having kids fills your life with purpose - Straight Up 00:15
Well having kids fills your life with purpose
Because there are some things in life - Straight Up 00:05
Because there are some things in life
- Or Gandhi. - Maybe Harriet Tubman - Straight Up 00:07
- Or Gandhi. - Maybe Harriet Tubman