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No government could ever...- Oh God Todd, stop being so pragmatic he's obviouslybeing...

No government could ever...
- Oh God Todd, stop being so pragmatic he's obviously
being hypothetical

Full Transcript

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- No government could ever... - Oh God Todd, stop being so
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pragmatic he's obviously being hypothetical.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:06
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Valparaiso Pictures

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Movie Summary

Todd and Rory are intellectual soul mates. He might be gay. She might not care. A romantic-comedy drama with a twist; a love story without the thrill of copulation.
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You're right, instead of abortion clinics,
Oh and you just know that there'd be some sleezeball - Straight Up 00:12
Oh and you just know that there'd be some sleezeball
What if a very smart, beautiful woman married a stupid man? - Straight Up 00:06
What if a very smart, beautiful woman married a stupid man?
Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful. - Straight Up 00:05
Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful.
The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me, - Straight Up 00:17
The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me,
- Okay. - Oh wait, look at this one, - Straight Up 00:06
- Okay. - Oh wait, look at this one,
That girl is something else, - Straight Up 00:05
That girl is something else,
I'm proud of you, I just want you to know that. - Straight Up 00:04
I'm proud of you, I just want you to know that.
Did my dad seem unusually nice to you? - Straight Up 00:04
Did my dad seem unusually nice to you?
Your mom is doubly awesome because she's 50% less racist. - Straight Up 00:05
Your mom is doubly awesome because she's 50% less racis...
I know this is my anxiety talking. I just, - Straight Up 00:10
I know this is my anxiety talking. I just,
Like they were relieved that you were a girl - Straight Up 00:07
Like they were relieved that you were a girl
They wouldn't have used the good chard, - Straight Up 00:06
They wouldn't have used the good chard,
I think they're just happy that you're happy. - Straight Up 00:05
I think they're just happy that you're happy.
Rory, merry holidays. - Straight Up 00:05
Rory, merry holidays.
- Jerry who? - Blow job Jerry, - Straight Up 00:06
- Jerry who? - Blow job Jerry,
- Is it? - You know Todd - Straight Up 00:05
- Is it? - You know Todd
I guess he didn't like me, - Straight Up 00:05
I guess he didn't like me,
Ryder. Yeah, he invited me last minute. - Straight Up 00:05
Ryder. Yeah, he invited me last minute.
But you know what, I bet somebody else bailed and - Straight Up 00:06
But you know what, I bet somebody else bailed and