Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.
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Doug McKenzie:
[to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell]
Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'. Bald con:
Youse guys like a smoke? Doug McKenzie:
No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway. [scoffs] Doug McKenzie:
Lawyers are for sucks. Bailiff:
Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here. [Doug and Bob run out of the cell as the convicts relize too late that they were fooled]
[to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell]
Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'. Bald con:
Youse guys like a smoke? Doug McKenzie:
No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway. [scoffs] Doug McKenzie:
Lawyers are for sucks. Bailiff:
Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here. [Doug and Bob run out of the cell as the convicts relize too late that they were fooled]
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Chimp here does the killing I don't like to kill
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I'm the brains eh
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We got over 5 billion in our hideout
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Only some of the money's marked eh so we're not spending it
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We're just waiting
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You guys like a smoke No eh
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We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us
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We told them we didn't want a lawyer
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Chimp here would probably just kill him anyway
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Lawyers are for sucks
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McKenzie brothers Your lawyer's here
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Movie Summary
Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.
