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[Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony] Bob McKenzie:
I do. Doug McKenzie:
I do. Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married, clerk. Doug McKenzie:
Oh. Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon? The Judge:
Order, Order! Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast. Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh. The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to! Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers. [Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]
I do. Doug McKenzie:
I do. Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married, clerk. Doug McKenzie:
Oh. Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon? The Judge:
Order, Order! Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast. Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh. The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to! Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers. [Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]
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I do I do
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I guess we're married clerk
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Where's the honeymoon Order Order
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Give me a toasted back bacon hold the toast
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Don't make me laugh eh
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I must instruct you not to speak unless you are spoken to
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He's starting to sound like the old man Pretty soon he'll send me out for beers
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Movie Summary
Canada's most famous hosers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, get jobs at the Elsinore Brewery, only to learn that something is rotten with the state of it.

