"Strange Wilderness" quotes

Strange Wilderness poster
With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed television show, two animal fans go to the Andes Mountains in search of Bigfoot.

Director: Fred Wolf
Writer: Peter Gaulke, Fred Wolf
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 12/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: $6,575,282
Released: 01 Feb 2008
Awards: N/A

38 Clips

Pierson may have the map and a three days' head start - Strange Wilderness 00:16
Pierson may have the map and a three days' head start
I was trying to help you feel better - Strange Wilderness 00:15
I was trying to help you feel better
Yeah why don't you go make a blues album - Strange Wilderness 00:07
Yeah why don't you go make a blues album
Well if you want we could hire you fire you - Strange Wilderness 00:11
Well if you want we could hire you fire you
Hey why you all up in my waist man You feeling froggy huh - Strange Wilderness 00:08
Hey why you all up in my waist man You feeling froggy huh
Okay That jungle is thick - Strange Wilderness 00:15
Okay That jungle is thick
Bill I need you to take an inventory of everything that's left okay Go now - Strange Wilderness 00:11
Bill I need you to take an inventory of everything that's...
Does your name ever get hard in the morning - Strange Wilderness 00:03
Does your name ever get hard in the morning
Does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water - Strange Wilderness 00:05
Does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water
Do you ever let your dog lick your name - Strange Wilderness 00:05
Do you ever let your dog lick your name
You like your name You like Dick - Strange Wilderness 00:06
You like your name You like Dick
Wow I'm just blown away by how violent that was - Strange Wilderness 00:06
Wow I'm just blown away by how violent that was
Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time - Strange Wilderness 00:07
Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the...
Hey fellas I was bombed last night at P J Maloney's - Strange Wilderness 00:18
Hey fellas I was bombed last night at P J Maloney's
We got fog rolling in man - Strange Wilderness 00:11
We got fog rolling in man
I hear that weird bubbling sound again - Strange Wilderness 00:09
I hear that weird bubbling sound again
Hang on people I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound - Strange Wilderness 00:12
Hang on people I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound
I mean no matter what happened I mean he was as cool as a cucumber - Strange Wilderness 00:36
I mean no matter what happened I mean he was as cool as a...
Hey wait a minute - Strange Wilderness 00:25
Hey wait a minute
I don't wanna die - Strange Wilderness 00:22
I don't wanna die
Sharks can only be found in two places on earth - Strange Wilderness 00:09
Sharks can only be found in two places on earth
That's the most un American thing I've ever heard in my life - Strange Wilderness 00:05
That's the most un American thing I've ever heard in my life
You guys Oh shit - Strange Wilderness 00:23
You guys Oh shit
Is that a thong you're wearing - Strange Wilderness 00:11
Is that a thong you're wearing
They tied me to a post and did to me what they do to all white men - Strange Wilderness 00:29
They tied me to a post and did to me what they do to all...
These birds are saying howdy to the zebra - Strange Wilderness 00:09
These birds are saying howdy to the zebra
Now what the hell is that - Strange Wilderness 00:24
Now what the hell is that
Gaulke how many times have we told you - Strange Wilderness 00:21
Gaulke how many times have we told you
You say Dick I come running - Strange Wilderness 00:04
You say Dick I come running
That was a great Vietnam story - Strange Wilderness 00:09
That was a great Vietnam story
Bears have been known to attack man - Strange Wilderness 00:36
Bears have been known to attack man
Our entire voice over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin - Strange Wilderness 00:36
Our entire voice over for our show on bears is written on a...
Wow look at that Those balls are sensational - Strange Wilderness 00:09
Wow look at that Those balls are sensational
I smoked some weed the other night and I think the shit was laced - Strange Wilderness 00:14
I smoked some weed the other night and I think the shit was...
Monkeys make up over 80 of the world's monkey population - Strange Wilderness 00:06
Monkeys make up over 80 of the world's monkey population
No matter how many sea lions are eaten each year by sharks - Strange Wilderness 00:08
No matter how many sea lions are eaten each year by sharks
Luckily we caught it on tape so that man will be honored - Strange Wilderness 00:12
Luckily we caught it on tape so that man will be honored
Shit a porcupine - Strange Wilderness 00:04
Shit a porcupine

Cast

Peter - Steve Zahn
Cooker - Jonah Hill
Whitaker - Kevin Heffernan
Cheryl - Ashley Scott
Danny Gutierrez - Peter Dante
Sky Pierson - Harry Hamlin
Gus Hayden - Robert Patrick
Bill Calhoun - Joe Don Baker
Junior - Justin Long
Ed Lawson - Jeff Garlin
Conservationist - Jake Abel
Hispanic Man #1 - Kevin Alejandro
Johnny B - Rick Batalla
Elderly Man - Terrence Beasor
Richard - Richard Cassese
Federale #2 - Steven Arthur Chaves
Elderly Woman - Judith Drake
Doctor - John Farley
Mountain Nurse - Ayda Field
Hispanic Man #2 - Geno Kirkland
Bill's Wife - Sheila Lussier
Federale #3 - Rene Marentes
Bigfoot - David Mattey
Park Ranger Don - Jim Meskimen
Angry K-PIP Employee - Mitsuyuki Oishi
Girl with Magazine - Michelle Paniz
Federale #1 - Alveraz Ricardez
Border Guard #2 - Emilio Rivera
Bryan - Bryan Ross
Border Guard #3 - Roberto 'Sanz' Sanchez
Dental Receptionist - Angela Shelton
Border Guard #1 - Mario Soto
Judy - K-PIP Receptionist - Meg Wolf
Little Girl - Molly Wolf
Girl from Long Beach - Sheryl Chambers
Bikini Girl - Brooke Lenzi
Office Worker - Leah McCormick
Bike Messenger - Jason Williams