Hey fellas, I was bombed last night at P.J. Mahoney's. By the way, did you guys notice any...
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Danny Guiterrez:
Hey fellas, I was bombed last night at P.J. Mahoney's. By the way, did you guys notice any sedamine in that tequila? There's some kind of pebble or rock or something that's clogged up my penis hole, and my johnson's swelled up like a fucking waterbaloon hooked up to a tea kettle.
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Hey fellas I was bombed last night at P J Maloney's
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By the way did you guys notice any sediment in that tequila
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'Cause some kind of pebble or rock or something clogged up my penis hole
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and my johnson swelled up
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like a fucking water balloon hooked up to a tea kettle
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 111
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 35s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed television show, two animal fans go to the Andes Mountains in search of Bigfoot.
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