This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?...
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Peter Gaulke:
[looking at napkin]
This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?
Fred Wolf:
Yeah, we wrote it last night when we were at P.J. Mahoney's.
Peter Gaulke:
[reading napkin]
Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright, let's go with that one.
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This one's for you Danny How old are those
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Three weeks old
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For you Danny
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Oh my God it's gonna come up
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Give me that shit
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All right let's do this Fred lower the steak
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All right come on Let's do this
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That's him That's that same fucker
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There's a fin I see a fin
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I see it too Hey shark
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We got something for you you fucking asshole
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Oh my God he's
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That was awesome
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 148
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 21s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed television show, two animal fans go to the Andes Mountains in search of Bigfoot.
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