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Strangeways Here We Come

A group of residents living on a Salford housing estate decide to defeat a cruel loan shark who has been making their lives miserable.

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Chris Green

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Collateral Films,Oh My! Productions,Lord Entertainment Productions

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http://www.strangewaysherewecome.com/

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What did I say about taking this out?
- Relax, it's not real. - Strangeways Here We Come

What did I say about taking this out? - Relax, it's not...

Bullets are bouncing off that guy.
It's Superman. - Strangeways Here We Come

Bullets are bouncing off that guy. It's Superman.

I'm organising a party tonight.
Are you coming? - Strangeways Here We Come

I'm organising a party tonight. Are you coming?

Why are you looking at cruises?
- I want to go on a cruise. - Strangeways Here We Come

Why are you looking at cruises? - I want to go on a cruise.

A cruise requires a lot of money.
- Then I'll save. - Strangeways Here We Come

A cruise requires a lot of money. - Then I'll save.

Previous batch
made everyone's toes swell. - Strangeways Here We Come

Previous batch made everyone's toes swell.

I'm not holding my breath. - Strangeways Here We Come

I'm not holding my breath.

I wish you would arrest.
Even an hour or so. - Strangeways Here We Come

I wish you would arrest. Even an hour or so.

Hi, Jean.
- Hi. Do you want payment? - Strangeways Here We Come

Hi, Jean. - Hi. Do you want payment?

I prefer to cut
my pussy with a razor. - Strangeways Here We Come

I prefer to cut my pussy with a razor.

I just came to get a pen and paper. - Strangeways Here We Come

I just came to get a pen and paper.

No one appreciates, - Strangeways Here We Come

No one appreciates,

I would give you
take me on that couch. - Strangeways Here We Come

I would give you take me on that couch.

No, my friend.
A message from his heart. - Strangeways Here We Come

No, my friend. A message from his heart.

We have a dead man here. - Strangeways Here We Come

We have a dead man here.

What if the question is:
"What will help you drive fags out the door?" - Strangeways Here We Come

What if the question is: "What will help you drive fags...

See you tonight. - Strangeways Here We Come

See you tonight.

I don't know. He's a bit slow. - Strangeways Here We Come

I don't know. He's a bit slow.

I hear he's not slow
in finding the magic wand, - Strangeways Here We Come

I hear he's not slow in finding the magic wand,

I hear he has a huge cock. - Strangeways Here We Come

I hear he has a huge cock.

Where is it?
- See the invitation. Can't you see? - Strangeways Here We Come

Where is it? - See the invitation. Can't you see?

You'd better or we won't be there.
- Come on. - Strangeways Here We Come

You'd better or we won't be there. - Come on.

WASH - Strangeways Here We Come

"My toast." - Strangeways Here We Come

Take something to drink and eat.
I'm going to check out the cupcake. - Strangeways Here We Come

Take something to drink and eat. I'm going to check out...

Why are you getting ready?
- I'm going to a party. - Strangeways Here We Come

Why are you getting ready? - I'm going to a party.

Show us what you can do. - Strangeways Here We Come

Show us what you can do.

Excuse me. Come on, Ollie. - Strangeways Here We Come

Excuse me. Come on, Ollie.

I'm really sorry. Wait. - Strangeways Here We Come

I'm really sorry. Wait.

Do you want to, Aaron?
- I don't do drugs. - Strangeways Here We Come

Do you want to, Aaron? - I don't do drugs.

You look divine, Jean. - Strangeways Here We Come

You look divine, Jean.

Six months of intense training, - Strangeways Here We Come

Six months of intense training,

Pear ball,
jumping jacks, shadow boxing, - Strangeways Here We Come

Pear ball, jumping jacks, shadow boxing,

It was match night and I was ready. - Strangeways Here We Come

It was match night and I was ready.

I had abstained from sex for six months. - Strangeways Here We Come

I had abstained from sex for six months.

Ready to take the middleweight championship. - Strangeways Here We Come

Ready to take the middleweight championship.

One side of my body was paralysed. - Strangeways Here We Come

One side of my body was paralysed.

Tried to rip the life force out of me. - Strangeways Here We Come

Tried to rip the life force out of me.

That reminds me,
did you see the news about the flasher? - Strangeways Here We Come

That reminds me, did you see the news about the flasher?

He waved his conspiracy to the two
to two grandmothers returning from bingo. - Strangeways Here We Come

He waved his conspiracy to the two to two grandmothers retur...

Another one started to squeeze my chest. - Strangeways Here We Come

Another one started to squeeze my chest.

It's the highlight of my day to pick you up. - Strangeways Here We Come

It's the highlight of my day to pick you up.

I wonder what kind of mood you're in,
what you're wearing, - Strangeways Here We Come

I wonder what kind of mood you're in, what you're ...

I love all three of you. - Strangeways Here We Come

I love all three of you.

And I'd fuck your body,
if you were dead. - Strangeways Here We Come

And I'd fuck your body, if you were dead.

An armed police patrol is needed
to take me off your hands. - Strangeways Here We Come

An armed police patrol is needed to take me off your hands.

Let's get on with it! - Strangeways Here We Come

Let's get on with it!

I count. Ten, - Strangeways Here We Come

It's hard to explain when I know,
that I will never wear the outfit again. - Strangeways Here We Come

It's hard to explain when I know, that I will never wea...

Thank you for your support. I appreciate it. - Strangeways Here We Come

Thank you for your support. I appreciate it.

A year ago,
when my mother was dying, - Strangeways Here We Come

A year ago, when my mother was dying,

I promised to use this outfit for a year,
if my mother would see one more morning. - Strangeways Here We Come

I promised to use this outfit for a year, if my mother would...

The party is over.
You have to leave. - Strangeways Here We Come

The party is over. You have to leave.

Why? Here are my favourite types. - Strangeways Here We Come

Why? Here are my favourite types.

Okay, but I want to be compensated for it,
for what I'm missing. - Strangeways Here We Come

Okay, but I want to be compensated for it, for what I'm...

Fuck you.
- That's what I had in mind. - Strangeways Here We Come

Fuck you. - That's what I had in mind.

Nothing.
Mr Nolan was just leaving. - Strangeways Here We Come

Nothing. Mr Nolan was just leaving.

Help get him up. - Strangeways Here We Come

Help get him up.

Excuse me.
- It's OK. - Strangeways Here We Come

Excuse me. - It's OK.

Don't cry. - Strangeways Here We Come

That's the spirit. That's better. - Strangeways Here We Come

That's the spirit. That's better.

I have. His name is Oliver. - Strangeways Here We Come

I have. His name is Oliver.

Maybe they knelt down once in a while,
but not anymore. - Strangeways Here We Come

Maybe they knelt down once in a while, but not anymore.

Go to hell! - Strangeways Here We Come

I did nothing. - Strangeways Here We Come

We have a lecture in the morning,
and he's head over heels. - Strangeways Here We Come

We have a lecture in the morning, and he's head over he...

I bought this.
Stay and have a glass. - Strangeways Here We Come

I bought this. Stay and have a glass.

He hadn't been invited, had he?
- No. - Strangeways Here We Come

He hadn't been invited, had he? - No.

He had heard I was an asshole
and showed up at my door. - Strangeways Here We Come

He had heard I was an asshole and showed up at my door.

You have a room full of prizes. - Strangeways Here We Come

You have a room full of prizes.

Nolan appeared, chased him away
and thought he was a hero. - Strangeways Here We Come

Nolan appeared, chased him away and thought he was a hero.

He had bought the other guy's debt, - Strangeways Here We Come

He had bought the other guy's debt,

They need to know. - Strangeways Here We Come

They need to know.

Let's get ready
filming the launch scene. - Strangeways Here We Come

Let's get ready filming the launch scene.

We paid off the loan, - Strangeways Here We Come

We paid off the loan,

He promised to take care of it,
that our parents would see it. - Strangeways Here We Come

He promised to take care of it, that our parents would see i...

And not the customers
appreciated the superhero attitude. - Strangeways Here We Come

And not the customers appreciated the superhero attitude.

Where did you work?
- Hampton Funeral Home. - Strangeways Here We Come

Where did you work? - Hampton Funeral Home.

It ended six months ago.
- Good. - Strangeways Here We Come

It ended six months ago. - Good.

He said he would feed his mother
mother's body to her dogs if I didn't continue. - Strangeways Here We Come

He said he would feed his mother mother's body to her d...

Sorry, it's these pills. - Strangeways Here We Come

Sorry, it's these pills.

I borrowed money and could not
pay the repayments. - Strangeways Here We Come

I borrowed money and could not pay the repayments.

He's probably keeping records.
Does he have a small book? - Strangeways Here We Come

He's probably keeping records. Does he have a small boo...

Get the evidence,
and you can make him stop. - Strangeways Here We Come

Get the evidence, and you can make him stop.

He can be a bastard,
but he's not a stupid bastard. - Strangeways Here We Come

He can be a bastard, but he's not a stupid bastard.

We will get out of debt,
if we get rid of Nolan. - Strangeways Here We Come

We will get out of debt, if we get rid of Nolan.

En. I mean,
we're going to kill him. - Strangeways Here We Come

En. I mean, we're going to kill him.

Give him a pill.
I think he needs it. - Strangeways Here We Come

Give him a pill. I think he needs it.

He's messing his head up.
- Come on, take it. - Strangeways Here We Come

He's messing his head up. - Come on, take it.

Your son is shooting
students along the canal. - Strangeways Here We Come

Your son is shooting students along the canal.

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A group of residents living on a Salford housing estate decide to defeat a cruel loan shark who has been making their lives miserable.

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Director: Chris Green

Writer: Chris Green

Production: Collateral Films,Oh My! Productions,Lord Entertainment Productions

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Oct 2018

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://www.strangewaysherewecome.com/