Aw, Christ... You're a nice guy. Hey Fred, early bird gets the worm, hah? Ah, you just...
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Ed:
[Sees Fred outside]
Aw, Christ...
Fred:
[Entering the liquor store]
You're a nice guy.
Ed:
Hey Fred, early bird gets the worm, hah?
Fred:
Ah, you just want my one-eyed wonder worm, Eddy.
Ed:
That one-eyed wonder worm has been dead for twenty years.
Fred:
Yeah. How's your daughter?
Ed:
Eh, you'll never know.
Fred:
Place looks cleaner than usual.
Ed:
Yeah, I swept it out once.
Fred:
Huh. So. What you got for me today?
Ed:
Today? Tenafly Viper. One buck.
Fred:
Buck - not bad. I thought you Jews usually tried to make more money than that.
Ed:
Ah, you fuckin' bastard...
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You're a nice guy
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ED Hey Fred Early bird gets the worm huh
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Ah you just want my one eyed wonder worm Eddie
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ED That one eyed wonder worm has been dead for 20 years
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Yeah How's your daughter ED Ah you'll never know
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Place looks cleaner than usual ED Yeah I swept it out once
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Ah So what you got for me today
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Today Tenafly Viper One buck
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Buck Not bad
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I thought you Jews usually try to make more money than that
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Oh you fuckin' bastard Chuckles
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 155
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 05s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: A liquor store owner sells alcoholic beverages to homeless people, unaware of what the bottles actually contain: toxic brew.
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